Someone Let Me Play The Emcee

someone let me play the emcee

and also direct

and and costume design

GRAAAAAAA I WANNA DO WBERYTHING

weird bug i found under a rock

Wishing everyone who says liza minelli was too good a singer to play sally a very shut up and watch the damn movie

Hello gay people in my phone, since you liked yesterday’s dysgraphic Davey post here’s another more detailed one!

Davey’s like really struggling in school because he’s reading at a college level, but his writing never really progressed past grade school. He’s venting about this to his friends (including Katherine) and she offers the use of her typewriter - it can’t hurt to try? He’s initially very resistant because what if I can’t do it then? What does that mean? Does that mean that everyone was right and I really am stupid? But he tries, and it’s a learning curve but he can get what’s in his head on paper for the first time in his life. So he and Katherine spend like every day where they’re not both busy together working on a story. It’s not perfect, a little rough around the edges, but it’s his and it’s proof that there is something worth sharing in his head after all. He decides to show it to his teachers, and they don’t believe that he wrote it. Say he’s not capable of producing something like that, that he must have stolen it off of someone else, that he’s lying. Totally crushing his hopes of being seen as competent and worthy.

every number can be written in multiple ways if you try hard enough

i have way too many thoughts that i cannot explain to people. like isn’t it crazy that some numbers can be written in more than one way but others cant. yeah i thought about this instead of paying attention to the teacher what about it dear classmate

and he tells the studio it’s you or him and they say it’s you

Imagine, you're an actor who was hired to play a role in a movie, but the director obviously hates you and wants your role for himself. He is constantly cold toward you and tries to one-up you in everything. One day, he comes up to you, asks "Have you ever done a backflip?" You haven't. "It's easy," he says. He leaps into the air, does a backflip, and lands square on his face.

This was the actual experience of Joel Grey in Cabaret (1972).