Realized I Haven't Posted About Kevin In So Long And It's Really A Shame So I Have To Fix That.

Realized I haven't posted about kevin in so long and it's really a shame so I have to fix that.

(Warning, mention of torture)

Today's Kevin thought: in one of the Night Vale bonus episodes, Kevin says he might not mind the nickname "silver hands" which is a weird thing to say without any reasoning behind it.

So I headcanon that Strexcorp probably cut off several of his fingers, you know. The most well known form of torture ever. But they couldn't well keep him that way because he needs to be "productive". So they likely replaced his fingers with prosthetics.

I imagine they gave him really really sharp metal fingers that he regularly uses to rip bodies apart :)

Like this :)

(Image: A marker drawing. On the left is pre-stex Kevin's hand, which has burn scars on the palms but is otherwise intact. On the right side is Post-mutilation Kevin's hand, which sports three metallic prosthetic fingers that sport thr strex logo. This hand is also covered in blood. The two hands are handcuffed together for symbolism. The text on the image is a will wood lyric: and if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares)

These babes are gay

Good for them

Good for them

We only have two more episodes before the June 15th arc reset and I'm begging Finknoriams not to kill Lauren off please please please they can't take another baddie from my I'm on my hands and knees sobbing

Welcome to Night Vale has been living in my head for basically my entire life (elementary school. Explodes.) anyways I relapsed for the 50th time, heres what the major freaks look like in my brain

Also episode 51 doodle because what the fuck. And Cecil on my microbiology

The Faceless Old Woman who Secretly Lives in Your Home, with a Pearl Earring.

After painting her portrait, she asked that I share the following:

“Yes I did make the sweater myself thanks for noticing. You just left the yarn laying around from one of your dozens of projects that you always say you’ll start and then never get around to because you procrastinate and get distracted by the next craft project you think you’ll conquer. But at least I made good use of it. That’s what I try to do, you know, is attempt to organize and make your home a bit better. So now you won’t trip on the blue yarn, at least. And I gathered up the other tangled skeins and wound them properly for you. You’re welcome.”

Gosh, viewers. She’s a bit… passive aggressive, isn’t she? She also paid me with yoghurt, some of it expired, so if you’re missing any that’s where it’s gone, I suppose.

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