At First It Was A Joke, But It Seems Not Anymore.

At first it was a joke, but it seems not anymore. 🩵❤️😺

heh....)

has anyone done this yet

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Tfp characters as tumblr text posts i have saved on my phone, part 2

Part 1

The discord posts ones

(217): Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.

no more cold and calculating i want warm and calculating. i want characters who use deductive reasoning to figure out whether their friend would like a wool or cotton quilt based off of their lifestyle, career, hobbies, and habits. i want "your nails are often chipped because you work for a law firm as a typist for this company which notoriously underbudgets their IT department, so ive bought you a keyboard cover that will not only prevent manicure damage but is also sensory friendly because I know you dislike certain clicking noises". i want characters who figure out their friends entire schedules and social battery levels just by examining who only use that info to know when the best time is to hang out with them. i want characters who create elaborate, supervillain level schemes just to get their hands on some collectible they know their best friend wants. most of all i want characters who do not use intelligence and reasoning skills as a reason to be cruel but as a means to be kind