YESSS!!!!

YESSS!!!!

BAD IDEAS MAKE THINGS MORE FUN

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Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

Just a reminder, since Halloween came from Ireland, there is no “Sam Hain” in Irish mythology.

Samhain (pronounced sow-in), the word for November is Irish, is also the name of the holiday Samhain, celebrated on November 1st. This is the holiday from which Halloween (oíche shamhna in Irish) was born.

The idea of “the veil” between worlds thinning is actually a Victorian idea. Yes, it is believed that loved ones spirits return, and other creatures roam, but nothing about a “thinning veil”. Some say that they come through portals that appear in certain places like holy monuments and tombs.

Basically it was a festival for the dead. People would set and extra place at the dinner table, or leave food out for spirits. They’d light candles in the windows so dead relatives would know where to go and that their relatives were home.

Bonfires were lit and cattle sacrificed for various gods. The first Jack o lanterns were carved turnips made to ward off unwanted spirits and travellers. People wore costumes to trick evil spirits into thinking they were one of them.

Now a days Halloween in Ireland is pretty much the same as everywhere else. Although it still consists of bonfires and a LOT of fireworks. Like good luck trying to sleep the whole month of October.

Anyways, happy Halloween!/ Oíche Shamhna shona daoibh!

LOL this is me like literally I almost feel called out

Me: *sees bad omen*

Me: i choose to ignore this

OoOoOohhh looks like maybe Austin buuut I wuld be San Antonio because of university soooo idk

I find it strangely humorous how Arkansas has just been yeeted out of the picture. like is thare no city of Arkansas good enough?

CITIZEN: IT HAS BEEN 237 YEARS SINCE YOU ENTERED YOUR CRYOCHAMBER. THE NATION YOU ONCE BELONGED TO, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, NOW CONSISTS OF 50 AUTONOMOUS CITY-STATES EXISTING TOGETHER IN A LARGER POLITICAL UNION, THE CONFEDERAL NATIONS OF AMERICA. THESE NATIONS ARE ARRANGED PRIMARILY ON THE PRINCIPLE OF CIRCUMFERENTIAL DISTANCE TO THE NEAREST ECONOMICALLY POWERFUL METROPOLITAN AREA. SELECT YOUR PREVIOUS PLACE OF LIVING FOR YOUR NEW CITIZENSHIP