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YES!!!! This Must Be A Thing

YES!!!! This must be a thing

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

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2 years ago

I’m like aquaman but gay!!

Or I’m the gay version of Percy Jackson!!!!!!

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2 years ago

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: the remaining staff at twitter are actively bullying me now. Jed from accounting called me a "little baby bitchboy" to my face and nobody even said anything. I mean obviously I fired him and I'm having my goons break his wife's legs, but still. it hurts :(
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: some joker impersonating me said I drink my own urine every morning. this is false. I drink it at various times of the day
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: I love comedy. can't get enough of it. but using jokes to speak truth to power? absolutely disgusting.
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: why would anybody ever punch UP? punching down means you won't get your ass kicked. it's obvious.
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: I support Free Speech on Twitter, unless you're making fun of me, which is illegal.

goodnight, sweet prince

blank twitter heading of jeph jacques's twitter account. text says Account Suspended
2 years ago

My favorite thing as a Druid in D&D is the druidcraft cantrap. Druidcraft can make a faint smell of a skunk…… so I use it to “fart” in the face of my enemy!!!!!

Muahahahaha!!!!!!!

As a druid many expect you to be a tree hugging hippy, nobody is prepared when you say you’re more of a hitman, turns out nature is quite ruthless, where plants will ask you to kill other plants so they can grow better or animals asking to hinder their enemies or lure in prey