I See So Probably Best Not To Use Souls For Rituals Then

I see so probably best not to use souls for rituals then

Can I have your soul for my occult ritual?

I promise to give it back when I’m done

You can try but I'm not sure if it'll work. Most rituals that require a soul stipulate that it needs to be a virgin soul (a soul that hasn't been used in a ritual before) and unfortunately mine has been used in a ritual about four years ago to make people forget my deadname, so I don't know if it'll be much of use. :\

I think it’s more accurate that he’d be smaller than or the same size as the temple door. The door wold be smaller than the temple and Jesus wold need to fit through the door to get into the temple.

TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.

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You guys realize this means we ALL have to vote now. No "don't wanna vote biden" excuses now- if we don't vote our rights are going to be taken away.

3rd April

The Jumblies by Edward Lear

Along with Lewis Carroll, Lear was a prolific writer of nonsense verse and was the inventor of the limerick. The Jumblies is perhaps his most inventive and madcap poem. The first and last stanzas of his long tale of the travels of these strange creatures follows below.

from The Jumblies, a ballet by John Craton

The Jumblies

I

They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,

In a Sieve they went to sea:

In spite of all their friends could say,

On a winter’s morn, on a stormy day,

In a Sieve they went to sea!

And when the Sieve turned round and round,

And every one cried, ‘You’ll all be drowned!’

They called aloud, ‘Our Sieve ain’t big,

But we don’t care a button! we don’t care a fig!

In a Sieve we’ll go to sea!’

Far and few, far and few,

Are the lands where the Jumblies live;

Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,

And they went to sea in a Sieve.

VI

And in twenty years they all came back,

In twenty years or more,

And every one said, ‘How tall they’ve grown!’

For they’ve been to the Lakes and the Torrible Zone,

And the hills of the Chankly Bore;

And they drank their health, and gave them a feast

Of dumplings made of beautiful yeast;

And every one said, ‘If we only live,

We too will go to sea in a Sieve, -

To the hills of the Chankly Bore!’

Far and few, far and few,

Are the lands where the Jumblies live;

Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,

And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Although Lear was a poet, author, musician and illustrator, it is for his nonsense verse that he is best known.

It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was