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Restarting. Cause yeah. Yeah...

So, I'm gonna restart my blog. This time posting things I want. So be prepared to see posts. Disappear. Hope you enjoy new and improved me! ^_^

Things Allison had said

Things Amanda has said

*I'm the cringe *Im weird *GACHA VERSE SUCKKKKSSS *Vagina *Your dick smells *You have ugly purple hair *Dick *Fuck me in the butthole *Vagina *Vagina *Vagina *Vagina *Vagina *Trensgenders *Vagina *I'm Mexican * I'm lesbiannnn *I have a boyfriend *Jesusu *Vagina *Wanna watch some cringe *Deppresion *I am the cringe bitch *Wouldn't You technically be naked when your wearing clothes cause you're still showing skin *Vjj *Chew cheese *Well let me FUCK my butthole

On wensdays we wore pink

So can I tell you something about myself? I. Am. Pansexual. (Look it up) so on wensday (aka spoopyween) I wanted to be something clever for Halloween. Now, one of my favorite animators OhItsCosmo uploaded a "sexy" animaton from mean girls the musical. Bet you didn't know it was a musical. Anywho i was ecstatic and I went out of my way to buy a(n) on wensdays we wear pink shirt, and dress up as Karen Smith. Karen. FUCKING. SMITH. The ultimate icon. And my friend who loves tie die asked if she could do something special to my shirt. I said yes, being a pushover. So she went and did her business and I stayed behind eating McDonald's breakfast. Then she comes back at 7:00 am in the morning (Wal-Mart opened at 6:00) with my shirt that has the pansexual colours on it. Now I never told anybody that I was pansexual since the...incident. SHE KNEW. SHE FUCKING KNEW. SHE EVEN CAME WITH HER SHIRT LOOKING LIKE THE BISEXUAL FLAG!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH I! Litteraly was crying, so we walked into school like FUCKING bosses. And I just had to post this cause I love her to much and she deserves a better friend-

Don’t know if it will work, crossing my french toast!

So I've found out about Maxpres.

(So this is a prompt from one of my oc story ideas and i just used maxpres cause, I'm a thirsty fangirl also i used some glee references.) The unholy trinity, Nikki; The sin of anger. She makes the campers feel angry about not being with her, but she also makes them angry that she is super oblivious. Max; The sin of lust. He makes everybody stop and stare even the "straight" guys wish he was a girl so they could fuck him. Sasha; The sin of adultery. Even in great relationships she sleeps with almost every guy in town and never stops, but she still draws in more guys who just can't get it that she's a slut(sorry I love you my bean but I need you to be a little bit of a bitch in this one). Neil, Preston, and SK all stood beside their cabin talking to each other. It was everybody's 5th year of being at camp, and new people had come and gone. Neil pulled his phone out and sighed, "Where is that adorable muffin?" Preston pretended to gag- "Ew, love!" Neil punched Preston in his stomach "Shuddup you single potato." SK started laughing at the two dorks he had to share a whole three months with. They heard a car engine shut off, looking forward the three guys gawked at a red and shiny sleek convertible. A foot stepped out of the car and another foot steeped out, a very cute guy hopped out of the car and slammed his car door. He tilted his dark sunglasses up and a pair of electric blue eyes stared at the array of dark eyes. "Hey turds, long time no see." It was Max. The Max. The same max who had left camp for a year and didn't have ties with anyone but Sasha and Nikki. "Max? Let's go put our stuff up." Nikki called out, stepping out of the car with combat boots and green crop top. "Coming bitchy." Max called back turning around so the world could see his very, very big ass. "Wow.." Preston breathed, Max turned back around with a phone in hand, sashaying to the bright and cheery but beat down and damp wooden cabin. "He sure changed a lot in a year." Neil acknowledges cocking an eyebrow. "And by changed I mean he looks better than he did when he left." Neil joked pulling his phone out and finally deciding to text his boyfriend. "Yeah..." Preston sighed dreamily, looking towards the cabin across from theirs. (It was the unholy trinity's cabin) "Don't go getting ideas Shakespeare, he's still my bestie even after him going MIA, and if you break his heart I break your unfunny funny bone." Neil deadpanned, making Preston shiver in his dress Nikes(are those a thing? Screw it, they are now.) "Glad I'm at least Shakespeare, look there goes your Romeo, Juliet." Preston growled angrily, stomping into his cabin. Flopping into his creaky wooden bunk he mumbled a few swears as he thought about how he was going to talk to Max. When he heard the door open, he didn't bother looking up since he knew it wasn't a counselor or Neil, "Pres? Are you--alive?" SK questioned "Supposedly." Preston answered pressing his red face into the uncomfortable pillow. "Well there's someone who would like to talk to you." SK said scratching his head. "Whatever." Preston said pushing himself farther into the pillow if that was possible. He heard retreating and oncoming footsteps, the heavy door closed and it was quiet for a minute "Never thought you would still be here dramatics." A voice said. Preston looked up slowly "M-max?" Max smiled, something that was rare yet too beautiful to be called rare. "Yep, it's nice to see everyone." Max laughed sarcastically crossing his leg and pushing his small frame into the back of the opposite bunk bed. "Oh my fuck me gently with a chainsaw." Preston swore covering his face and groaning. "Woah, save that for later peaches." Max winked, making Preston shoot up and turn red. "Bye bye now, peaches." Max said sashaying out of the tiny open spaced cabin leaving behind his phone, and a flustered Preston.

Things that have been said/Happened in my classes.

Homeroom "I DON'T LIKE IT I FUCK IT!" "Can verbal conversations have auto correct." "I don't like chocolate, I love chocolate I would marry it our kids will be beautiful." "100% inaccurate so you need to go and check your DAMN FACTS!" "UNO BITCH, UNO! GET IT IN YOUR HEAD!" "I'm sexually attracted to potatoes, French fries are also sexy." "He's a little bit of a fruit salad." "Hunger is for the weak." History/ Social debates "Alexander Hamiltion is the shit." "You are making me question my deductions." "SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!" "I'm American and you're Mexican so that makes me the gay one." "Canadians are just balls of cinnamon rolls and poutine." "Equal rights for dora." "I have feelings too, so stop making me feel bad about neglecting club penguin." Language arts "You're the worst and I want to talk to your laywer." "I want to jump off a bridge and let a train hit me." "If I have headphones in and you sneak up on me, someone's losing an eye." "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT MY HAIRS STUCK IN MY EYE, OH wait that's just my eyelash." "I don't want to say this but all y'all are mistakes." "Opinons are just opinions, words are just words, and my knife is just a knife." "I want to reincarnate as a corgi." "Harry potter is bae, and anyone who disagrees will die." "Holy shit watch your goddamn profanity bitch." "I want to drive a truck over my sister." Science/Chemistry *Someone starts singing* "Everybody makes mistakes-"*Whole class (even the boys) start yelling* "EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS, NOT ME I'M PERFECT BAE!" *Someone trying to validate penguin lube.* *My bestie screaming at the screen* "GRAVITY ONLY MAKES VOLTRON RELEVANT!" "I'm attracted to every FUCKING male in the universe, thanks god." "If you're me and I'm you what are we?" *TEACHER WALKS OUT* *MY TABLE MATE LOOKS DIRECTLY AT ME* *HE STANDS UP* "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING!" *CLASS* "EGGS, BACON, GRITS, SAUSAGE!" "Teens aren't horny, we just like sex." "Period blood is scarier than any ghost." "FUCK YA BABY!" "You're going to hell either way you've sinned by just breathing." "I'm no Satanist but I want to thank him for killing Donald Trump in advance." "Sex tapes for birds are just air tapes." "That was complete earrape." Chorus(best FUCKING class ever) *EVERYBODY JAMMING OUT TO SOME GOOD BTS* *My headphones plugging out**lucid dreams start playing**EVERYBODY starts screaming*"I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM!" *Walking to lunch*"Has anybody seen my tampon?" "Orange juice is secretly just sun flower blood." *me to my best friend*"IF you die would you feel the pain before you stop breathing or will you feel no pain at all?"*She stares at me*"What the FUCK veira?" Person A:"AH SHI-"Person B: "SNICKER DOODLES"*Person a glares at person b* *Person b grins sinisterly* *One of my friends scream* *whole class* "What wrong?" *Friend* "THIS BITCH JUST SAID SHE DRINKS ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING HER DAMN TEETH!" *GIRL THROWS HER LUNCHBOX ACROSS AUDITORIUM* *LUNCHBOX LANDS IN GARBAGE* "THREE FUCKING POINTS FOR RAVENCLAW!" "I can't sing so i just lip sync to make it seem like I'm with something." "Damn you are dumb." "On wensdays we wear our pride colours." "BITCH we are chorus not drama." "I want to experience death really badly." "I NEED TO PISS!" "BABY SHARK DODODODODODOD, MAMA SHARK DODODODODODO, DEAD BEAT DADDY SHARK DODODODODODO, GRANDMA SHARK DODODODODODO, GRANDPA SHARK DODODODOD, GAY COUSIN DODODODO!" "Honey no, you need some serious 911." "You shall not pass till you eat my ass." "Steal the Gucci!" "My recommended section is trying to tell me something." Math/Calculus/The time I actually think I could hang myself for a good reason. "I stalk you guys at night." "We're all failures in here bud." "UNO, DOS, TRES, QUATTRO, CINCO-DID I MENTION THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT GOOD KUSH!" "Do drugs kids."(My new catchphrase) "Do your work or we're going to McDonald's." "I feel threatend and attacked." "I have no social life but I do have a roblox." "Your girls a FUCKING HOE!" "Thank you for acknowledging my green thumb." "Dungeons and dragons is way underrated and that's the only time I do math." "I have no brain therefore I shall be excluded from learning." "I DROPPED MY PHONE! SOMEONE'S DYING TODAY!" "Don't you like how *Insert teachers name here* looks like a serial killer when he breathes?" P.E/Fitness "DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY!" "SAY NO TO THIS BITCH!" *Some Girl was crying, I walk over to her and ask her what's wrong she shows me her phone...its who lives who dies. I want to FUCKING die.* "THREE SIXTY SHAWTY!" "I WANNA LIVE FOREVER!" "IT'S THE CIRCLE OF YEETS!" "Ya, I'm homeo." "Blood is red, Bruises are blue, say what are those again and I'll hit you with my shoe." "Nope, taxes are illegal on this court." "WHOOP WHOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE TOILETS SEATS!" "MY LAST STROKE JUST WENT VIRallllllll!" "I honestly just wanna go home." *Someone missing a hoop over and over* "AGGHHHHHHHHHH!" "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "To be honest I hate everybody here but since I'm labelled as fake you're all my favorite people." "Bisexual pride!" "I'm the last straight person standing." "I want middle school back." "HOLLYYYYYY FUUUUUCKKKKKKK HE HASSSSSS ABBBSSSSS!"

Everything we need in life

So uh, Reblog if you post about any of these things so I can follow more rad people

< Cartoons >

* Steven Universe

* Gravity Falls

* Star vs the Forces of Evil

* Over the Garden Wall

* Adventure Time

* Ducktales

* OK K.O Let’s Be Hero’s

* Samurai Jack

* Bee and Puppycat

* Nomad of Nowhere

* Trollhunters

* The Hollow

* Lolirock

* Miraculous Ladybug

* The Amazing World of Gumball

* We Bare Bears

* Clarence

* Invader Zim

* Summer Camp Island

* Sofia the First

* Jem and the Holograms

* Ben 10

* Wander Over Yander

* Voltron

* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

* Craig of the Creek

* Villainous

* My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

* Batman the Animated Series

* Danny Phantom

* Unikitty

* Equestria Girls

* Infinity Train

* Powerpuff Girls

* Daria

* Teen Titans

< Anime >

* Little Witch Academia

* Death Note

* Cowboy Bebop

* Space Patrol Luluco

* Pokémon

* Sailor Moon

* Aggretsuko

* Urusei Yatsura

* Revolutionary Girl Utena

* Neon Genesis Evengelion

* Powerpuff Girls Z

< Video Games >

* Pokémon

* Cuphead

* Kirby

* Mario

* Undertale

* Overwatch

< Movies >

* Anything Disney

* Anything Lakia

* Anything Pixar

* Anything Ghibli

< Music >

* Gorillaz

* Studio Killers

* Vocaloid

< Miscellaneous >

* Disney Princess

* Hello Kitty

* Monster High

* Stranger Things

* Hamilton

* Pusheen

< Miscellaneously Miscellaneous >

* Pastel Grunge

* Witchcraft

* Character Aesthetics

* Body Positivity

* Pansexual Pride

* Cryptids/Monsters/Urban Legends

* Cool Clothes

* Self Care

* Food recipes

* Aesthetic Decorating

* uh… Age Regression/DDLG? *sweats nervously*

* Space

* And of course Art and Ocs

My friends: Are you ready yet?

Me: One sec i just gotta-

My story idea(Concept)

Being gay was something most people couldn't accept. Mac thought he had grown up with an accepting family, who loved him for what he was. Mac came out when he was 14 and his sister was the only thing keeping him from being hit and punished by his parents. After a month of not seeing his sister he starts to investigate trying to avoid his devil parents when he overheard a conversation amongst his mom and dad bragging about his sisters new boarding school to their "Friends" his mind breaks, and he runs to the bridge he and his family used to go to when he was younger and didnt care his about sexuality. He is going to jump when he hears someone call out to him it was their neighbor, James. He stopped Mac from jumping into the deadly current and takes him to his house. He offers to take Mac home buy Mac begs him not to. He hides Mac there for a week without any questions, his parents come looking for him with deadly looks in their eyes but James assures them Mac isn't there. Mac thanks James, but James wasn't having any of it he questions Mac about everything but Mac avoids the questions with excuses. When Mac runs out of excuses he breaks down telling James everything, causing their bond to grow stronger. Eventually his parents look for him again and they look kinder now James almost tells them Mac is in his house but stops himself hesitating. Making Macs parents break their nice facadé. Barging into James house, macs mother held James down whilst his father stormed the house and ruined everything he finds Mac crouched under a bed and he pulls Mac out by his hair beating him. James crys out for Mac but his crys were muffled by Macs mother's hands Mac was dragged out of the house by his father. His mother threatens James and then leaves. James is distraught in all of his 24 years of living he had never cared so much about a stranger. He eventually can't take the horrific screams and smashing noises from objects being thrown. He makes a plan asking some of Macs sisters friends for her number seducing them with looks and winks willing them to give him her number he eventually gets her number and calls Macs sister telling her about the horrors that are her parents, macs sister sounds distraught and tells James she'll be there in two days. Macs sister calls her parents and asks them for money which they gladly comply with, giving her leeway to ruin their lives. She arrives at James' house and they come up with a plan, they storm Macs house and James puts Macs parents to sleep (with punches) and they rescue Mac-what more adventures will they go on.

As a girl who has lived in places buttcheek close to the bermuda triangle i can say one thing, the missing sock do end up there i know it.   

So, my little brother went to a car show with his dad (My Stepdad) and as soon as they were outside on the porch my mom screamed “FREEDOM!” And my brother screamed back “NOT YET MOTHER!”  And my sister barged into the house crying, causing my mom to literally scream “BLOODY MURDER WHY?” I. Fucking. Love. My. Family.

Do you ever get that feeling someones watching you? Yeah, that’s what happened to me i was sitting looking at some tumblr posts and i felt like someone was watching me. S O M E O N E  W A S. This dude behing me literally was quietly laughing at all the shit i had on here. I hate my fucking life. I cant breathe! LOL

Okay so, there was this one time i was in school and we had a substitute. She was nice and started taking role. Of course she said my name wrong and I had to correct her. She got to this last boy- lets call him ‘R, ’ and she said “Ragool” And of course we all started laughing so he got up stood on the desk and said “MOM WAS RIGHT WE’RE ALL GOING TO HELL!” I.Feel.So.Bad

Hai, What are u doing here?

Hi, My name is Vee or Viera but i like my username so i would appreciate if you called me by that. Let’s see, i love musicals and fims- I’m currently 17. My birthday is September 18th and i can’t get over food. I got a tumblr beacause i see alot of tumbr posts that make me laugh, so i hope i can make yu laugh ^-^