In This World, You Gain A Power Depending On How Much Of One Thing Youve Killed. And, Lets Just Say,

In this world, you gain a power depending on how much of one thing you’ve killed. And, let’s just say, you, a slacker, have killed a LOT of time.

Sometimes I say 'my mom' sometimes 'our mom', most of the time just 'mom', but I am the only one of my siblings to ever call her 'spawn point'.

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Yo, to all the writers out there, rebolog this if you want me to read your stuff

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I saw this being read in a video and I open Tumblr immediately after the video AND THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING POST I SEE!

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later