It Was A Stroke Of Genius To Give James T Kirk A Bitchy Flip Phone In The 60's, Truly Amazing To Watch

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

do I want a romantic relationship or do I want someone to promise to stay by my side and then not only take that promise seriously but also keep it

There are no good animals or evil animals, but they can be divided by whether being attacked by one is any indication of your own moral standing. There are animals that will only fuck with you if you fuck with them first - if I see you getting swooped or chased by something that doesn't attack people unprompted, the first thing I'm asking is "bro what the fuck did you do?" because they would not pursue you in the first place if you had not wronged them.

And then there are animals that will just attack you because fuck you that's why. For them, your mere existence is a slight against them, and it has nothing to do with what you might have done or your inherent nature. A llama will fuck you up because that's just what they do, and their inherent nature.

"the children are just saying things that don't make sense and acting like they're funny jokes" it's called lolsorandom humor and it's a time-honored youth tradition. be cool

"We need more mental health acceptance and awareness!" Y'all still call ppl with cluster b disorders evil 💀

"We need more weird people!" Y'all COMBUST when someone is xenic 💀

"Healthy coping mechanisms are important!" When someone age regresses, you call them creepy 😭

"More people need to be proud of who they are!" When you see a furry, you cry 😭

(U should totes follow me if ur a supporter of these so I can b on the good side of tumblr XD /nf!)

hate all the phrases that are sex-coded fr. The other day I was telling a friend “I just want more physical intimacy” and had to be like “fuck wait no” because I literally just want to be able to wrap my arms around my friends from behind and play with their hands or hair and have them come up behind me and tuck their chins over my head. “I want to sleep with you” but I literally mean I want to. Sleep. In the same bed. With you. Cuddling. Why is everything so difficult I am killing everyone