Current Mood I'm On Right Now, Some Of Y'all Wouldn't Get It

Current mood I'm on right now, some of y'all wouldn't get it 😤

Bad Batch Pacific Rim AU!

(hc stuff under the cut)

AU Headcanons

two Jaeger Team originally based in New Zealand stationed in Wellington from 2017 - 2025 | in 2025 re-stationed to Hongkong

Jaegers

2017 - 2020 Blaster 99 Mark 1 (Wrecker & Crosshair) 2017 - 2025 Havoc Marauder Mark 3 (Hunter & Tech until 2020 | Wrecker & Crosshair since 2020) 2020 - 2025 Omega-1 Mark 5 (Hunter & Tech)

graduating top of their class the Bad Batch was a highly valued Pilot Squad due to their sturdyness, advanced tactical and combat skills as well as their Drift compatibility among themselves

up until 2020 they successfully protected New Zealands coastlines as well as aided the australian Team occasionally.

in 2020 a category III Kaju launched an attack on Oaro calling the Team into action

due to a technical malfunction the weapons system of the Blaster 99 went offline resulting in the destruction of the Jaeger and near death of it's pilots which was prevented due to the quick acting of the Havoc Marauder

At the end of the same year and the recovery of the second pilot team a new Jaeger was assigned to them - Omega-1

Wrecker and Crosshair are two of teh very few Pilots who survied losing a Jaeger.

While technically compatible with each other brother, the current Pilot teams profed to be the most effective

Physique

Incorrect quotes: TCW (+TBB) edition

Obi-wan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than kriff.

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Quinlan Vos: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Quinlan: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Obi-wan: Ahsoka, gather the others. We need to have another Anakin-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-him-hurt-someone convention.

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Ahsoka: Are you an “arr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate? Hondo: I’m a “I’m not paying 600 credits for this” pirate.

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Hondo: Ah, Kenobi! My old friend! Obi-wan: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Hondo: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

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Obi-wan: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Rex, watching Echo screaming, Hardcase trying to set a sleeping Jesse on fire, and Fives choking on air: I don't know either.

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Obi-wan: Anakin, we tried things your way. Anakin: No, we didn't. Obi-wan: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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*Alternate Universe where Crosshair goes with Bad Batch* Crosshair: Smash his kneecaps and he’ll talk okay, I’m at a parent teacher-conference! Crosshair: Anyways you said Omega is enjoying fingerpainting, that’s great!

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Obi-wan: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

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Phee, attempting to flirt: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Tech: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Echo: I'm Fives's emergency contact. Medical droid: So, you're here to pick him up? Echo: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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Hondo: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes.

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Obi-wan: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Satine: Lillies, why? Obi-wan: Satine: Were you going to get me flowers? Obi-wan: Satine: Obi-wan: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Obi-wan: *Answers phone in the middle of the night* Hello? Anakin: It's Anakin. Obi-wan: What did he do this time? Anakin: No, it's me. It's actually me. Obi-wan: Oh. Obi-wan: What did you do this time?

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Obi-wan: Where’s Anakin? Rex: Doing stuff. Obi-wan: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Padme? Rex: Trying to stop Anakin from doing the stuff. Obi-wan: And Ahsoka? Rex: Trying to stop Padme from stopping Anakin from doing the stuff. Obi-wan: I see. And what are you doing here, Rex? Rex: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Ahsoka from stopping Padme from stopping Anakin from doing the stuff.

me ? liking echo ? pfft where’d you get that from