Some Flora To Go With The Cybertronian Fauna Ive Made, From Last Months Patreon Poll. (cats, Dogs, Crustations/gastropods)

some flora to go with the cybertronian fauna I’ve made, from last month’s patreon poll. (cats, dogs, crustations/gastropods)

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Cybertronians sneezing

Like, whooshing air sharply out of their vents in order to clear irritants- basically the same idea as anything else sneezing, but with their entire body as opposed to just their nasal area. 

Big bots sneezing and sending data-pads flying. 

Little bots having sneezing fits and falling out of their chairs. 

Bots trying to hold in big sneezes by clamping down their plating- and then said plating just goes flying off. 

Seekers flying through something irritating during a flight, sneezing right in the middle of a big complicated routine, and just kind of completely losing all the dramatic effect. 

Oh whats that Ratchet? You don’t like the human children? 

Haha, okay. yeah. Press X to doubt.

How about you think the kids can be annoying at times, but you actually love them to death and appreciate all that they’ve done for you and your team? How about the other Autobots were super depressed and closed off because of how hard this war has been on them and you were super worried about your team and felt hopeless because you couldn’t make them feel better. Then these three kids come along and just reignited the spark in everyone’s chests and they all feel alive again. They now feel like the Earth is their home instead of a prison, and you couldn’t be happier that these kids came into their lives because of that. 

But you PRETEND to hate them because you actually feel really bad for them. You encourage them to go away because you feel like they’re just some innocent kids who got dragged into this mess of a war you and the other bots are dealing with and you don’t want them to be involved.

Oh you just don’t like the kids you say? Yeah, no. gonna go with the second one Doc. 

Prowl: I left instructions for everyone during my absence. Jazz: Mine just says "Jazz, no" Prowl: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

I just thought of this idea

So imagine Ratchet is in a particularly bad mood one day and he’s being kinda snippy with everyone, even Optimus. Ratchet then leaves the room to take inventory on the Energon supply or what ever and Optimus takes his place at the computer while he does so. Everyone is in the main room except for Ratchet.

Now everyone besides Optimus is talking about Ratchet amongst themselves and being like, “What’s up with him today?” and “Yeah why is he’s he begin so mean to us?”. And then Arcee says something like, “I wish he’d lighten up for once.” Optimus doesn’t like what he’s hearing and is about to speak up, but Raf speaks first.

“I always try to be extra nice to Ratchet when he’s grumpy like this.“ Everyone turns and looks at him, “Why?“ Arcee asks. Raf doesn’t look away from his computer screen.

“Most of the time Ratchet feels like scrap, and I don’t want to make him feel worse by biting back at him.“ Everyone, including Optimus look at Raf curiously. “He feels like scrap?” Miko asked. “Well yeah I mean, when was the last time Ratchet left the base?“ Everyone looked at each other silently. Raf continued to type away.

“Ratchets been cooped up in this tiny little base probably since he first arrived here on Earth a long time ago. His cabin fever must be insane, and the only times he really gets to see what Earth looks like is if one of his friends are dying or wounded and he needs to go after them. Because of that, and many other reasons, he really doesn’t like Earth. Yet he’s still stuck on it for the foreseeable future.“

Raf stopped typing. “And there’s so much more that makes Ratchet act like that. I know he bottles up how he feels about things to not bother anybody. I know he questions his worth everyday and worries that one of you is going to need him and he’s going to mess it up. I know this about him, and I feel sorry for him. When Ratchet gets crabby like he did today, that’s just the bottle overflowing a little.“ Raf continued to type.

“So I try to be really nice to him as much as I can. Same goes for all of you, I have no idea what you’re going through or what you’re dealing with. So good mood or not, I try my best to be really nice to you guys and not be snippy.“

Everyone is stunned into silence. Optimus couldn’t help but let a sad smile form on his face plates as he turned back to typing on his own computer. 

“I couldn’t have said it better myself, Rafael.“

Everyone just gets this dumb and guilty look on their face because they never stopped to think about how Ratchet felt and why he was acting like that. They all just assumed that Ratchet is naturally a grump and there’s nothing that can be done about it. Which is somewhat true, but he wasn’t always like this.

Next thing you know Ratchet comes back in the room and everyone just looks at him like,

cybertronian cats! to go with my dogs and crustaceans/gastropods

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