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Welcome To My Smau List!! `

welcome to my smau list!! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა
౨ৎ feel free to send an ask to my inbox if u have an idea for a smau (no suggestive prompts for under 18 characters) ౨ৎ
jjk smaus
✿ asking jjk men if you can hold their 🍆 while they pee
✿ showing the jjk men ur new piercings
✿ asking the jjk men if you can peg them
✿ changing “babe” to autocorrect to “whore” in their phone
✿ “shes busy rn”
✿ leaving without telling the jjk guys
✿ “he’s busy rn”
✿ getting ur nails the color of their tip
✿ forbidden relationships
✿ drawing a heart with their tip
✿ baby fever
✿ drunk texting the jjk men
✿ jjk men having a wet dream about you
✿ asking them for a hand pic
✿ jjk mean reacting to their contact name
✿ asking jjk characters what their fav sex act is
✿ telling the jjk guys you spent $200 on tire air
✿ “wrong person” nudes prank
✿ jjk characters reactions to you getting harassed/ hit in
✿ jjk characters finding out you got injured
✿ ass or tits
✿ giving them suprise flowers
✿ asking the jjk characters to take your virginity
✿ telling the jjk characters you want to get them pregnant
✿ getting flowers from someone else and thinking it was from them
✿ getting jealous of you hanging out with someone else
✿ stealing your panties
✿ cuddles after sex
✿ innapropreate package mixup
✿ wax my 😽
✿ sending them porn you wanna recreate
✿ when they drunk text you
✿ them asking you on a date for the first time
✿ sending nudes in the middle of an argument
✿ getting a necklace with their initial
✿ being a woman/man for a day question
✿ controlling your bluetooth vibe
✿ when you leave a kiss mark on them
✿ asking you to stay the night for the first time
✿ the call ending after you fall
✿ “they just left you can come over now”
✿“if i gave you a pass to call me a bitch how would you use it”
✿ “i didn’t finish last night“ prank
✿“i got arrested”
✿ when they find ur smut
✿ editing them to look bad in a photo
✿ accidentally sending them nudes (pre relationship)
✿ the jjk characters sending you gym pics
✿ getting scared watching a scary movie
✿ finding out they punched ur stuffed animals
✿ when they see you in someone else’s jacket
✿ asking them their fav pet name is in bed
✿ when you start your period unprepared
✿ when you see them with another girls belongings
✿ asking them if they like having sex with you
✿ asking them for happy trail pics
✿ when they ask for nudes and you send an unsuggestive pic
✿ asking them if they have a crush on you
✿ when they find ur toy
✿ anxious before ur wedding
✿ taking pics of you when you fall asleep
✿ asking them for a whimper audio
✿ when they cheat on you
✿ having a dream they cheated on you
✿ when they get hit on/harassed
✿ the morning after ur first time having sex
✿ accidentally saying i love you for the first time before ending the call
✿ asking them if they only like you for sex
✿ offering them head to relax them
✿ asking them to kill a spider for you
✿ their reactions to a sexy picture you posted
✿ pregnancy scary
✿ ”sex has been boring” prank
✿ their card declined prank
✿ getting lost in public
✿ asking them if you can stack donuts on it
✿ asking them to pick out a new toy for you
✿ waking up in their body
✿ them reacting to you crying over a dumb video
✿ catching them masturbating
✿ getting a noise complaint
✿ when they catch you masturbating
✿ when they catch you singing
✿ finding a hair that isn’t urs
✿ telling them their nut tastes bad
✿ trying anal
✿ comforting you when you’re burnt out
✿ when they take an aphrodisiac
✿ asking them to find ur 😽 in a lineup
✿ asking them how much money they have
✿ asking about a threesome
✿ what’s their sexual fantasy?
✿ asking them if they’ll put it in soft
✿ slapping their ass and running away
✿ asking them for their friends number
✿ selling their stuff online prank
✿ asking if they’d get a genital piercing
✿ making them sleep on the couch
✿ asking what their body count is
✿ asking them to give you a hickey
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archived : this means i’ll redo them at some point! i cringe myself very easily and fall victim to comparing my works. more here
when they are needy — archived
scheduled sexy time — archived
missing you — archived
pregnancy scare — archived
unsolicited d*ck pic — archived
asking to be more than friends — archived
break up prank — archived
kissing & waiting — archived
together in every universe?
this is literally us
when they haven’t asked you to be their valentine
drunk flirty texts…pre-relationship
when you are drunk
when you go to the gym
1k special: family groupchat
you get him flowers
shibuya incident: “i love you”
pre-relationship txts
asking & ghosting
i’m pregnant: real
pretending you forgot them
sending nudes/“wrong person!”
sending the lyrics to their theme song
addressing the hickey
cringe pet names
are we best friends?
embarrassing moments
curvy reader
you’re sick
flowers prank
arguments
honest about sex
would you rather
faulty tampon
thank you
forget something?
happy mother’s day
tea time
coffee coffee coffee
jealous reader
wearing something “sexy”
can i go through your phone?
hide that body!!
boyfriend thoughts (pre-relationship)
b!tch pass
wrong drink order prank
feelings for you
when they go to the gym
impromptu proposal
FWB: whoopsie! + confession
granny panties
can you see her face?
pick me prank
late night talk
morning after
family matters
confess
skin living
cat whisperer
cheating allegations
they’re always wrong
ex texts
not saying “I love you” back
dodging their kiss
flashing them
not in the mood
right person, wrong time
vibe check
milf central
𝙱𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚡𝚝𝚜 ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ྀི₊ ˚. ⊹
Noritoshi Kamo Kyoto School || PT.2
Satoru Gojo
Takuma Ino
Suguru Geto
Kento Nanami
Toji Fushiguro
𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა ✧₊⁺
hidden inventory gc
hidden inventory gc: roasting central
hidden inventory gc: let’s hangout
hidden inventory gc: satoru gojo’s fan club
hidden inventory gc: bye bye y/n
hidden inventory gc: fuck, marry, kill
hidden inventory gc: gojo vs yaga vs you
hidden inventory gc: in hai we stan
hidden inventory gc: shoko
hidden inventory gc: secrets don’t make friends
hidden inventory gc: sos gojo
𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖 𝙿𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜 ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -。꒱ྀི১ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ʚɞ
what if they had instas?— megumi, toge, yuta, & yuji
what if you had instas?— megumi, toge, yuta, & yuji
what if the hidden inventory gc had instas?— satoru, suguru, kento, shoko, utahime, haibara, & y/n (suguru)
HELPPP i need help finding a satosugu/reader fic that i suddenly remembered
it’s a high school/college au and at first, it’s sukuna/reader but sukuna is toxic and a bitch and constantly cheats. gojo and geto are popular but aren’t exactly friends but they bump into yn after she’s humiliated by/stood up by sukuna at separate occasions or something and i think they liked her before that but they start involving themselves with her and trying to comfort her. eventually yn breaks up with sukuna (deserved). the last thing i remember is yn being oblivious to gojo and geto trying to ask her out at the same time to a carnival and her being like hey wait let’s all go together so you both can get along!! and they go just bc it’s her and once it starts, they see her in a cute outfit for the date hangout and they’re both goners. the get together proceeds and i think gojo and geto are somewhat getting along and yn is happy and it ended there as far as i know
i’m pretty sure it’s still ongoing bc the author was on the fence about who’s endgame but everyone and their mom was like girl you set this fic up to be poly satosugu/reader 💀
anyways thank you byeee uwu
Main Masterlist

Finally putting this out there so everything is in one spot. All of my stories are written with a gender neutral reader unless otherwise specified. There's probably eventually going to be smaller lists created and added to this, but here's everything as of currently:
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Stray Kids X reader:
Falling in love with Skz [fluff]
Skz finds out you're not eating [hurt/comfort with some angst]
Skz finds you struggling with self harm [hurt/comfort with some angst]
Skz finds you battling suicide [hurt/comfort with some angst]
A flicker of hope [hurt/comfort]
Star lost [comfort/hurt]
Behind the light [comfort with some angst]
Cover me [comfort/hurt]
Comflex [comfort/hurt]
Love is a spider [comfort/hurt]
Youtiful [comfort/hurt]
Idle town [fluff]
It comes and goes in waves [comfort/hurt]
Not strong enough [comfort/hurt with fluff]
Don't let me go [fluff]
And I'll never go home again [comfort/hurt with angst]
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Chan X reader:
Room Temperature Noodles [fluff & comfort/hurt]
Happiness is a butterfly [angst without a happy ending]
I love you, I love you, I love you [fluff & comfort/hurt]
Experience [comfort/hurt]
Teacher's pet [angst with comfort/hurt]
Daddy issues [angst with comfort/hurt]
Kill this love [angst without a happy ending]
Will you have me or watch me fall? [mafia AU]
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Lee Know x reader:
Five, six, seven, eight [fluff with a touch of angst]
Fifty-fifty [comfort/hurt with fluff]
The art of being human [angst with comfort/hurt]
You're somebody else [angst with no happy ending]
To be alone with you [fluff]
Nothing new [comfort/hurt]
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Changbin x reader:
A pickle for your thoughts? [fluff]
Truce? [comfort/hurt]
Swan dive [comfort/hurt]
Northern attitude [comfort/hurt]
I miss you, I'm sorry [angst with no happy ending]
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Hyunjin x reader:
Possibility [angst with no happy ending]
My muse [fluff]
Stupid bird [fluff]
To Saturn and back [angst with no happy ending]
Straight shooter [mafia AU]
The cut that always bleeds [comfort/hurt]
Oranges to orange juice [comfort/hurt with angst]
Love, dad [comfort/hurt]
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Han x reader:
Honey bun [fluff]
Novocaine [fluff]
Enamored Remedy [fluff]
Gone away [angst with no happy ending]
Look after you [comfort/hurt]
Tetris [fluff]
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Felix x reader:
Sweet cheeks [fluff]
Cookie monster [fluff]
Cuddle bug [fluff]
Corroded love [angst with no happy ending]
The depths between [ Siren AU mini-series]
Devil's advocate [Mafia AU]
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Seungmin x reader:
Passionate kisser, unlimited trickster [fluff]
Time, love, effort, and cooties [fluff & comfort/hurt]
This is me trying [comfort/hurt]
Ice, ice, baby [fluff]
Waiting for us [comfort/hurt]
Mess is mine [comfort/hurt]
Birds of a feather [fluff]
Somewhere only we know [fluff]
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I.N x reader:
My baby [fluff]
We'll keep this love in a photograph [right person, wrong time angst]
Duck, duck, goose [angst & comfort]
Already gone [comfort/hurt]
Drowning [comfort/hurt with angst]
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Full length fanfics on Wattpad/Ao3:
Taste | Changbin | Slow burn enemies to lovers
N0 B0DY, N0 CRIM3 | Chan | Mafia/crime AU with a slow burn forbidden romance
Forget-me-not | Seungmin | Memory loss trope with a slow-building romance
He's got the whole world in his hands | Jeongin | Priest psychological horror AU with demonic possession and some forbidden romance
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