Also, Everyone Poops There Pants At Least Once. Its Canon.

Also, everyone poops there pants at least once. It’s canon.

Cannot wait for the chaos that will inevitably arise when TV show fans begin to read the books. Like yes it's about love and divorce and baby trapping but it's also about becoming a rock star, meeting Jesus, aliens, having random 150 page breaks whenever a character starts telling a story, and Lestat sucking up someone's brains and then throwing the tissue matter back up. Literature is such a beautiful thing <3

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Are these reaction pics or re-enactment pics

No one talks about it enough we need to process the trauma

I wish I was as certain about anything as this person is that they’d like to be owned, railed, and kept by one or more aliens

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The best part of this is that, by book cannon, they cannot consume anything that isn’t blood and because they do not have a traditional digestive process, he will be forced to puke that up later.

I'm not sure what part of this is my favorite. (They are all my favorite.)

Stay strapped

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