Why Did I Think The Cat Was 22 Yrs Old?

Why did I think the cat was 22 yrs old?

I’m sorry but this is the funniest Reddit post I’ve seen in a while

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

Are these reaction pics or re-enactment pics

No one talks about it enough we need to process the trauma

The best part of this is that, by book cannon, they cannot consume anything that isn’t blood and because they do not have a traditional digestive process, he will be forced to puke that up later.

I'm not sure what part of this is my favorite. (They are all my favorite.)

i don't miss the actual act of smoking cigarettes, but i miss all the intricate rituals surrounding it and the instant sense of kinship you feel with other smokers. smacking the box before opening it to wake the cancer up/pack the tobacco down; bumming a cig off someone else and learning more about them from their brand of choice than you ever would from their star sign; someone else at the smoking corner watching you dig for your lighter and wordlessly offering theirs instead; little bite-sized conversations with strangers that can end with the cig that started them or be prolonged by lighting another... humanity really went off with tobacco

Stay strapped

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