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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

Anxiety happens when you think you have to figure out everything all at once. Breathe. You’re strong. You’ve got this. Take it day by day. -Karen Salmansohn.

Crack idea:

Jason on karaoke night singing "What I know now" from the Beetlejuice musical at the top of his lungs. It's not even off-key (because he's memorized the melody) but Bruce has stopped breathing somewhere between "I wouldn't have had my little accident" and "see a shrink, call a priest, ask the recently deceased". Jason joyfully shouts "I exploded!" and Dick's face turns to shrimp colour. Duke is laughing his ass off

(bonus if Steph is singing the parts of the ensemble)

“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”

“Her training will protect her.”

“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”

not to get all sad for no reason but something nobody tells you about growing up is that a part of you is just a little girl who is yelling ‘please like me please love me please tell me i am good’ at everyone you meet and most of your day is just trying to ignore her

I smile like an idiot when I see my man, who’s not my man, on my television screen.

Writing really goes one of two ways:

1. Write 3k words in 30 minutes

2. Takes 3 hours to write 3 sentences

There is no in between

Ecosocialist praxis

best character introduction in the history of the world

Hey there! Here’s another post that I had!

Wally, Roy, Kon, Jon, and Clark: See how we bandage our bats, take away their case files, and cease all crime fighting. Very mindful, very cutesy, very demure.

Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Bruce: See how we ignore said injuries, hyper fixate on the next case, and revel all crime. Very suicidal, very crazy, very deranged.

Feel free to reblog/like!

Tyler Senerchia, aka, Hook; Professional Wrestler.

6 feet tall, 202 pounds, and from Massapequa, New York. He's 25 years old and made his professional wrestling debut on December 8, 2021. 💪

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

Eventually your favorite fandom will forever be forgotten... except you the Merlin fandom you'll never die out and its kinda concerning.

Shadow Lake

little commission piece I did :))))

you know what i miss??? sand animals

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked