Would Ya Rob A Shop?

Would ya rob a shop?

@sircherri

Your literally a computer. You have no flesh to be stabbed. Just slide into their dms.

How can you stop needles

LIKE I KNOW

I’M STILL TRYING TO TEST THE WATERS ON HOW TO SPEAK TO THEM

People seemed to have cooled down with suggestions. I really kinda don’t want to make a poll so you making that poll would be really nice please I beg of you ;-;

You have got to be kidding me. Have we learned nothing? We as a fandom can do better than samcolin. I refuse to stand by this ship name. Pathetic. In a world where we have Dyhard and Chorris you want to go with two characters first names being called like “Sam! Colin! the computers just leaked my bank information to the mafia!”. Do better. Or shall I say Becher?

@enbyaxolotl67 you’re our divorce lawyer now. Where are those papers at!

The mothman invites you on a date. Will you accept his offer? 💕💕💕

Why is it that I only get the feeling of being watched when I think about the feeling of being watched. Like I’ll be thinking about it then be like ‘wait what if someone’s watching me rn?’ And then panic and look around a bit. I’m just so oblivious to my surroundings, sorry ceaseless watcher but you have nothing on me. It could watch me and I wouldn’t even notice. Gonna end up like Sebastian Skinner some day Fr fr.

This is an open call for people to rant to me about their ships. Crackship, fluffy ship, toxic ship, or anything in between, rant to me about it. Not only do I love listening, but I also need more ship names for @shipping-nexus. So yea. Dms and asks are open on both this blog and shipping nexus.