It's July 4 So Happy America Day. Can't Believe They Made A Whole Country Out Of Welcome To The Table

It's July 4 so happy America day. Can't believe they made a whole country out of Welcome to The Table

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

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going off Florida's comment in this video of Spanish being his first language that would imply most of the states don't speak English as they first language and the idea that Gov just forgets this has me rolling.

Like by the logic in that video most of the states speak French as their first language (24 I think, if my memory is right) I think Illinois and Arkansas would be the funniest for him to forget because they can both "where do you think the S went??"

I think remembering Utah's first language is Spanish would be the most shocking one for Gov, bc no offense to Utah but he acts like he says the L's in tortilla. Also I think the idea of Gov going to check on the region meetings, walks into the west and half of them are arguing in Spanish and he just back it up, doesn't have Florida with him, so not today.

during one of the cyberattack videos a "if only we had someone who speaks Russian!" and it pans to Alaska (or MAYBE even Washington or Oregon) and he's looking in the camera like he's on the office.

and then like not even the 13 all speak English as their first language. New York, Jersey and Connecticut's first language is Dutch, Delaware and Pennsylvania's is Swedish. Gov gets roasted bc the states had a dumb joke about taking Delaware with to IKEA whenever they go and what did he think the origin of that was? Delaware really liking ikea and the other states being considerate for once?

dude finally realizes only eight states have English as their first language and is like "why did no one tell me this?" and the full answer is "you never asked?"

Made these cus I was pissed, feel free to use with credit

this is still my favorite thing from the collezione

them having beef (mostly on spain's end) is really funny to me... "poor little guy" from portugal pftftftft