Beakly Has A Knife. I Repeat, Beakly Has A Knife.

Beakly has a knife. I repeat, Beakly has a knife.

The irony of this scene is, they actually are talking about how much they love Webby.

As a parent or a grandparent or guardian, you want to protect your kids from darkness that is the world. You want them to remain innocent and happy for as long as they can, so as her grandmother, of course Beakley wants to protect Webby from the truth that not everything/everyone has good intentions.

But that’s not reality. Louie knows this. Louie grew up in poverty, his uncle constantly changing jobs and living arrangements just to support him and his brothers. Louie’s seen enough of the world to know, you can’t live in ignorance and you have to face the harsh reality that there are scummy people out there who don’t have your best interests at heart.

Beakley loves Webby too much to see her positive and optimistic granddaughter get hurt, but Louie is that anchor of reality for her that you cannot hide the truth forever, especially from your loved ones.

And when you’re family, honesty is key.

Ducktales Crackship from the Weird Corners of my Mind

BOYD x Lena

But, I hear you saying, they have literally no scenes together. To which I say yes, but this be a crackship. And some dt ships are built on about as much foundation as this.

Similarities

-Created instead of born.

-Probably mostly immortal and would keep their current appearance unless they act to change it.

-Originally treated as monsters and tools by their creators.

-Thought of themselves as a "monster" until a friendship with one of the main characters help convince them otherwise.

-Currently living with an adopted family.

-Introduced in an episode where Louie gets tied up near the climax.

Differences

-Adoptive Siblings: Violet is amazing while Doofus is the absolute worst child character.

Personality: Lena's a bit miscivious and tired. BOYD is polite and enthusiastic. And if Erasermic/joke has taught me anything, this is a good dynamic

Creators: Gyro has reconciled with BOYD acknowledging him as his own person. Magica still thinks of Lena as little more than a shadow creature.

Thank you for reading my crackship. Have a good day.

-That One Guy

Me when neither of the final synopses we have mention Louie: *breathes in to say something

Realizes we haven't had our Doofus episode either: *Sucks in breath

Oh no

So how does M'ma know about Louie’s Kids? Wasn't it just for Donald?

Its honestly a crime nobody has made an animatic of Jay Larson's Wrong Number act featuring Louie Duck and either Clan Glomgold or F.O.W.L. I'd do it, but I can't draw.

This child can swim in gold. Heck yeah he stronk.