Im On Some Late Night Shipper Brainrot

I’m on some late night shipper brainrot…

Imagine Luffy and Uta reuniting in Film Red, but when she sees what a boyishly handsome man he’s grown up into, her joy to be reunited and feelings of affinity for her dear friend suddenly spike into attraction and being more than a little flustered in his cute presence.

And then people start asking questions and her nerves are shot…

Usopp: Luffy, how the hell do you know Princess Uta??

Sanji: Yeah, why didn’t you introduce us??

Luffy: *turns to look back at his crew* Shishi~ Well I know her cuz…

Uta: We’re betrothed!

Literally everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

Luffy: *turns back to look at her* Wuzzat mean? I was going to say it’s because you’re-

Uta: *panicking from her lie and not wanting her parentage to be revealed* MWAH!~

Luffy: *is now being kissed by the top pop star for all to see*

In Uta’s head: Oh god what am I doing? He’s my oldest friend and the minute we see each other I’m kissing him? But oh wow it’s my first kiss and this is so amazing!~ I can’t believe I’m really doing this… with Luffy~ I guess I can’t imagine ever wanting to be with anyone else, and he’s so cute now that I really wanted to. But oh no I’m in the middle of my concert, why did I do this so publicly??? What if Luffy hated this and never wants to talk to me or see me again, and I ruined the one good thing I still had from before Tot Musica???? I can’t imagine how upset he must be!!

Inside Luffy’s head: This is kinda nice… is this what Sanji wants to do with girls? I get why, it’s fun and makes my heart feel happy. Mmm, Uta’s mouth tastes like strawberries and chicken wings!

Nami: I need someone to pinch me, because this feels like an impossible dream come to life. Luffy has a successful love life, with the most famous singer in the world, that he’s somehow kept secret all this time…

Sanji: *catatonic on the ground*