The Year Is 2023, Marie Kondo Holds J*ff B*zos By The Skin On The Back Of His Neck In Front Of A Public

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

robin jason’s cape is so big because he likes to chew on it when he gets excited and red hood jason rolls up the sleeves on his jacket to stop himself from chewing on them i know i’m right about this

Just looked at my history page on ao3 and I have 588 pages of history lmao