I Am Currently Having My Ass Kicked By The Flu So Im Definitely This One (first One On The Second Image.

I am currently having my ass kicked by the flu so I’m definitely this one (first one on the second image. Aka upper left corner)

Idk why it cropped like that but we gonna go with it

Some of my fav Alastor faces 🦌 ♥️ I’ve drawn so many, it was hard to choose! He is surprisingly so expressive and so angry! 😂

Yeah I had a day off and was bored so a psychoanalyzed your characters :3

This blog reminds me of many things including but not limited to:

Cat vs person with a spray bottle (Alastor is the cat)

The part in heathers when Veronica is kinda realizing how fucked up and dangerous JD actually is but doesn’t really care yet (Veronica= Lucifer/ Alastor=JD)

Mean girls (all of this)

Every relationship I ever saw my friends have in middle school (you really are acting like children)

My first relationship when I was in middle school, and it was just who can piss the other off more, then we go get ice cream like we didn’t almost fight each other (I was a feral when I was a 12 year old. Alastor should not be proud he acts like a feral 12 year old girl)

Alastor very much is acting like Vox (that’s not entirely bad bc Vox is amusing. It is ironic tho)

“Two bros sitting in a hot tub” (this entire thing is gay get your shit together you two)

The feeling of being emotionally repressed and lashing out at the person you love because of your deep seeded self loathing and inability to accept that they love you (I’m looking at you Lucifer >:3 mood but like. Therapy pls my adorable autistic traumatized king)

Mommy and daddy issues (Looking at you Alastor)

-Nickie

{I love this blog. I’m constantly behind on it and missing stuff tho bc finals. Hope I’ve seen enough to judge our main characters tho! I hope the author takes this positively and comedically}

Bunny: Don’t worry I did! This is quite the analysis! 🤣

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

WHAT THE FU-

First the MAPS bullshit now they’re trying this???

DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!

im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

I would adopt the cursed cat and give it to my mother. She already has eight pets that are menaces to society, so why not? (The newest dog doesn't like me anymore he's only letting my mother near him, and even then he acts like we kidnapped him and had his balls cut off. (Well we technically did ;-;))

Pretty sure my mother's home is a rescue at this point... gimmie the cursed cat

Reblog if you would adopt cursed cat Alastor

Say what you want about Mimzy, but she's one of the few sinners (possibly the only one we've seen, I'm too lazy to check) who treats Lucifer like the king he is.

She knows how to respect a (short) king!