The Phrase "moon's Haunted" Rewired My Brain The Moment It Entered My Vocabulary Never In My Life Have

the phrase "moon's haunted" rewired my brain the moment it entered my vocabulary never in my life have i encountered a phrase more infectious or fun to use

Empress.

I love drawing Salazzle as some kind of strange creature since lizards in real life are such silly little guys. They have no brain cells. And neither should she.

Some things are best left forgotten.

being a transmasc otherkin is so funny sometimes. I was made to roam the deep wild woods with dirt under my claws and blood of elk on my fangs and moonlight on my back. I’m supposed to fly and soar on updrafts as the hot wind blows me and my fellow eagles and hawks and vultures up, up, up into the sky far above the tree line with the blazing sun on my feathers. I was made to call and whoop and click in the buzzing prehistoric forests at night, stamping my talons and killing claw into the red earth among ferns and towering ancient trees, flapping my wings and calling out to other deinonychus like me. I was made to lurk among abandoned graveyards and wander the old churches out in the overgrown woods, an omen, a beast maybe, for all who come across me, spreading my bat wings to the sky as I wander the gentle eerie night. I was meant to be tall, an imposing and powerful and utterly divine and inhuman being to any humans to see me, my many wings and eyes and gleaming halo a sight for all, to perch and guide and look over my human friends as a guardian of sorts. I was meant to roll around the undergrowth and prance through tall grasses and growl and play and hunt. I’m a majestic, wild, multifaceted being of light and feathers and fur and teeth and talons and I’m meant to explore and experience through so much more than just my human body and human eyes. But all I got is this stupid ass vagina 😔

alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy