When Martin Knife Blackwood Wears A Collared Shirt Under A Sweater He Looks Nice And Cute And Professional

when martin knife blackwood wears a collared shirt under a sweater he looks nice and cute and professional and the local rat goblin man falls in love with him

when i wear a collared shirt under a sweater i look nice and cute and professional and people say i look like young sheldon

Belief

“Because it feels like I’m being watched”

@jonmartinweek “Season One”

erm.....😳😳😳😳 POV: you are about to learn what the K stands for

(aka i want tma2 to consist of a very disgruntled martin finally getting the murder spree he didn't get to have in s5 feat. jon stuck in a tape recorder helping him when he's not swooning)

(and yes, this is fully based off lollipop chainsaw fjdsklfjsdl)

[Start ID: Digital drawing of Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives. Martin is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with shoulder length, brown wavy hair that has a streak of grey in one bang. He wears browline glasses, one side obscured by a lens glare. He has a beauty mark under hip lip and a scruffy beard. He is wearing a cableknit blue sweater underneath a teddylined brown jacket, which has some dried bloodstains, and is also wearing jeans with a belt. He is looking up with a vengeful gaze and sneer, and is breathing out a puff of white fog. At his waist, he is gripping a chainsaw. The chainsaw has blue markings on certain hardware and the blade has two blue hearts in the metal at the front and back. At Martin's right hip is a carabiner in one of his belt loops, attached to it is a black tape recorder. The tape inside has green lines on it and each spool has a dot of green (representing Jon's eyes). Above the tape recorder is a bubble with a disembodied face in it (meant to be Jon). Jon has purple and green eyes with white glowing pupils, and is blushing, appearing to be flustered by his husband's state.

There are multiple arrows with text pointing around the picture. "Vengeful gaze" points to Martin's face. "Lonely, Eye, and Web aligned. Read: Ur fucked" also points to Martin's face. "Bloodstained jacket (apocalypse vintage)" points to his jacket. "Big arms (for poetry and cuddling) (and violence)" points to his arms. "Sorry boys, he's taken" points to a gold wedding band on Martin's left hand. "This chainsaw kills avatars" points to the chainsaw. "Husband (he's a tape recorder) (long story)" points to Jon as the tape recorder. End ID.]

some closeups

So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.

So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.

So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.

So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.

I love that everyone in TMA is just. Unremarkable. Jon isnt a heroic character; he's self-loathing and depressed and he exhibits the same self-pity as I do when I'm self-loathing and depressed. He doesn't stand out for his strength of will or quick-thinking or virtue. He's a good person but he stops trying to stay human when it gets uncomfortable. He's everything that a regular person is when theyre trapped in a horrible situation and it's ugly and insufferable and Real.

jmart based on those tumblr posts you know the ones. the difference between s1 and s5 jon will continue to be the funniest thing to me