I Like To Think That At Some Point Ed Got Bored And Decides To Become A Professor At Some Big Name Amestrian

I like to think that at some point Ed got bored and decides to become a professor at some big name Amestrian college. 

   His specialty is a military funded class called Battle Alchemy, which he starts off by inviting any of his students to beat him in hand to hand for a conditionless passing grade (by the end of the first class, most students walk away sore and horrified).

    It takes half  the semester before they realize that Ed continues to beat them even when they use alchemy and he does not. They ask to see him use alchemy in battle. The next day, a man who looks almost the same as their professor shows up to class- he’s softspoken and polite, and the students expect a substitute lecture. Ed sits in the stands and laughs as Al proceeds to fight the entire class at once, and beat all of them. The students never ask again.

  (And sometimes, in the middle of practicals, students swear they can see the Fuhrer watching from the edge of the field.)  

   I can also see him causing a hell of a problem when it comes to conventional textbooks- 

  “This is definitely wrong.” 

  “Sir, this is the most recently updated textbook for theoretical alchemy-” 

 “Yea fuck that, I can prove that soul alchemy isn’t unviable- someone hand me some chalk, I’m about to commit a mathematical felony.”  

I think we are way too chill about Lan Fan. "She's sixteen. She cut off her own arm and waded through dirty sewers right after. She recovered from automail surgery in six months, a shorter time than the main character of the series, who previously held the record for shortest recovery period. She took on not one, not two, but THREE immortal beings and came out alive from every encounter. She cut off her own arm. She blew up a town in her first appearance. She blushed a lot. She cut off her own arm. She was the key to a more important character accomplishing his goal. She was arguably the most loyal character out of a giant cast of hyperloyal characters. She cut off her own arm.

I CAN'T POST ON THIS ACC ANYMORE, IM REPOSTING THIS TO TRY AND LET EVERYONE SEE; I got a new acc bc my phone factory reset outta no where and I can't get into my old acc. I'm absolutely devastated but I promise to continue posting via this acc.

I'm so sorry to those that follow me on my old acc, @f15hyw15hy ; This is my new acc.

For those that are used to my old acc, I'll make a full post with all the art I made and posted on my old acc. (Although, this will most likely only be the FMA/B art; As I will be creating more soon as well as just try to work more on the AUs I have planned.)

Im sick but I thought of another au again. Might rant about it later.

Daily reminder to think about Lan Fan today.

Lil warm up sketches I did today, I will probably draw more later or tomorrow!

(The creature is the Chimera! Ed AU I was procrastinating on lol.)

Ed-erverse real

The edception is real