Izumi Curtis Isn't A Girl, She's A Housewife

Izumi Curtis isn't a girl, she's a housewife

Ed is surprised when discovering Lan Fan's gender due to the obligatory "wow, this badass masked fighter is a woman!" cliche that exists less to serve a narrative purpose, and more to subvert the reader's sexist expectations (the target audience being Japanese teenage boys in the 2000's, you understand). But it's still funny within the context of FMA because a few moments before breaking Lan Fan's mask Ed was saying, "You're not better than my teacher," who we know to be a woman, by the way, and possibly the best martial artist in the entire series, so his surprise as the punchline of this trope is incredibly out of place lmao, like, "how shocking that a girl can fight this good?! (Izumi Curtis notwithstanding, I guess.)"

happy pride month, reminder that Edward Elric ace of spades card

I don't like the fact I can feel my own organs inside my body, I can feel them pulsate and move and I can feel them just sit there. It's a weird feeling, I don't like it.

im not very comfortable being made up of glands and tissues and organs and such. if you dont mind me saying

Me with Edward Elric (Bros not even my favorite, he just made himself at home in my brain)

Having comfort characters is so funny because you hear or see something that vaguely reminds you of them and it's like

Ship bingo! I couldn't find any that fit my preferences so I made my own. Feel free to reblog/repost!

YEAHHHHH WRATHJHHH THE BOY THEY EILLY

I lovebwrath so much so real

i been watching fma 03 im on episode 31 i think. wrath........ my boy.... WRATHHHH..................... IZUMI HHEHGHGEHHRUHIUINNMNMMN