I Decided To Count Hand Wrinkles, I Drew A Line With Pen Over Every Single One I Found, Even The Faintest

I decided to count hand wrinkles, I drew a line with pen over every single one I found, even the faintest of wrinkles. I have no reasoning, this is the only evidence of what I've done with my day. I wish I could say I had nothing better to do, now my writing assignment is late...

So this is an entirely legitimate conversation me and my sister had while we were sitting in her room.

Sis: what are you going to get to eat?

Me: context please...?

Sis: duck.

Me: oh, probably the chicken.

I asked an AI for a writing prompt out of boredom and what I got was a dystopian science fiction novel about a world controlled by the central AI, where all human feeling is stolen away by the AI. And the protagonists fight to restore feeling to the world.

I can’t say I’ve ever been skeptical of an AI, but I do wonder what goes on with in its computer brain when no one’s looking…

Have any of you ever said some stupid pun to yourself then said "pun intended" in you head like you needed to clarify to yourself

How to walk like a zombie, for people who don't know how to walk like they've been reanimated with a hankering for the humans think bean.

Step one: make your legs fall asleep by leaning on them with you elbows in a sitting position

Step two: stand and walk very uncomfortably

If all else fails just wait until you die and you'll naturally unlock that ability :)

I just told my brother that our mom was bringing home Hawaiian and pepperoni pizzas, except I didn't say pizza so he asked me "pizza?" and I said "what else would it be?" and without missing a beat, no sense of jokes and sarcasm he says, "the states." and I just nodded. I legit thought that was a correct answer. I thought, "yeah the states Hawaiian and pepperoni-waitaminute..."