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i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯
Me seeing destiel fanart and gifsets in the destiel/supernatural tag: why are people posting fanart in the news tag?
not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth
Congratulations!
You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.
in this baeutiful world. straight up "enjoing it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My frands
Me when something Dropout related happens but none of my IRL friends watch it:
Must the frog
@billymurphyart
I wanted to try my hand at some bookbinding (seasons 2 and 3 I’m coming for you next 👀)
Progress photos under cut
the creatures !!
Gorgug, hunched over a sewing machine where he's making a cute little stuffed dragon for his girlfriend: Hey mom, do you know any enchantments to make things purr?
Wilma: Sure I do! Is this just a toy or is it a toy?
Gorgug: What's the d—
Gorgug:
Wilma: :)
Gorgug, regretting all his decisions that have led to this point: What purpose could that possibly serve during sex.
Wilma: I'll get the binder :)
hapi pride
oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
I need “you came” “you called” art of that Fabian and Squeem moment but it’s just “you came” “squeem”
Favourite songs too short? Turn your favourite song into a 2-hour album with just one simple trick! Passengers in the car are gonna love it!
I wouldn't even know where to START
i dare you to explain the significance of this screenshot to a non-d20 watcher.
happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction
Everybody do the wenis!
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Big brother Fabian is now gonna live on my head rent free, thank you op
it's just really funny to me to imagine Fabian actually being a great big brother honorable nemesis.
like, putting a nemesis ward on the nursery with aelwyn's help since "it won't do if they die before their eighteenth birthday, will it?" (aelwyn, deeply sarcastic: "well of course, that is exactly why I put the ward on adaine's room." fabian, too deep in denial for sarcasm: "see? you get it")
gifting them a battle sheet baby blanket since they should start preparing for their battle early on (and yes it's extra fluffy, it's for a baby stop laughing everybody)
generally trying to teach them everything he knows "so their battle to the death will be a fair one"
giving their adventuring party the same lecture on tactics that the bad kids got from his papa
hunting down chungledown bim and any other nemesis so his sibling is the only one who could get a piece of his fund (he just wants it to stay in the family, shut up)
just. fabian being an amazing big brother but also if you call him that to his face he will cut you
bonus: grantgo
mere hours before "bingo" was scheduled to shoot, brennan subbed in for grant. an american hero. (posted with both grant and brennan’s permission.)
i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
