Beelzebub Is What We Call A "German Tourist" Aka He Wears Crocs/ Sandals With Socks, No Offense To Any

Beelzebub is what we call a "German tourist" aka he wears crocs/ sandals with socks, no offense to any Germans out there

Lucifero has fake Nike TNs bc he thinks they look cool (they are ass)

Megicula has a big hoody collection some are bad some are nice but she loves ugly Christmas sweaters why? No one knows

Astaroth has committed several crimes against fashion

Ok, now I'm thinking, do devils wear any clothing? Like I can imagine that low-ranked devils like Leibe dosn't but what about Lucifero? Or Astaroth they can be considered as royalty in the underworld so they must have something for big occasions right?

I'm not saying the wear them all the time (bc we know that that's not canon) but still what would it look like? The fabric they use

THE DESIGNS ON THE BITCH!!

Maybe like something floral? What. Do plans even exist in the underworld-

Cosmic I am not at all surprised by that

I would be the dog if that wasn't obvious

Sounds like your having fun lmao

My Brother: You gave me permission!

Me: NO, I FUCKING DIDN-

Charmy rolling out dough: Are you 9 inches yet La?

Finral without missing a beat: Says 15 year old me

You either don't drink, drink too little or just enough

I'm the second

Hi mortals, I just wanted to remind you (and I know I sound like a square) that drinking the right amount of water is really swell. Y'know what isn't swell? Dehydration. So please go drink some water, my mortal friends :)