Rb To Give The Previous Person A Fucking Break Because Life Aint Life-ing The Way Its Supposed To Life

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

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i want to see blitz skedaddle across a sidewalk like one of those wild gecko things

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Once again I refuse to tag anyone. Do it if you want to. Do if you’re a stranger who’s never seen my blog before. Do it or you’re straight

(Okay fine I’m tagging @chaos-lord-of-chapstick but only bc I know you aren’t moots with any of my other moots and bc I wanna see what you get on the quiz)

Links bc scrolling up is a bitch:

Uquiz

Picrew

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

Hanahaki Disease on an Asexual but instead of romantic love they have to confess that they see begrudging acquaintance as a friend🤔

They cough up chrysanthemums or sunflowers

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying