Random Headcannons Go BRRRRRRRR

Random Headcannons go BRRRRRRRR

[A collection of Random Helluva Boss headcannons, no paticular order or reason]

~Blitz and Moxxie both like / love musicals, they just have very different tastes. The only one they can agree on is Heathers [When they learn that they both enjoy heathers, their vocabulary will probably exclusively include Heathers references for the next week, much to Millie and Loona's confusion

~ Blitz is Demiromantic, and due to that, without knowing, will occasionally show massive shade to love at first sight and amatanormitivity unconciously [i.e "wait, you fell in love with me how fast? i thought that was just an exaggeration shitty rom-coms made." when talking to Stolas]

And I forgor the rest I have, will probably make this a series lol

So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.

Having lots of helluva mutuals is like:

*sees the same Stolitz artwork five times in a row*

Benedictine monks.

A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup

pt.1/ pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4

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fiddleford found dead in an arby's parking lot