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Served With a Side of Lemonade

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Loving Genesis So Far, But Not In A God Is Good, Lets Worship Him Way And More Of A Everyone Here Is

loving genesis so far, but not in a “god is good, let’s worship him” way and more of a “everyone here is FUCKED UP (especially god) and it’s really entertaining” way

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Bill Mightve Let Him Win The First Time, But Other Times, Bill Plays By His Own Rules (which Are Next

Bill might’ve let him win the first time, but other times, Bill plays by his own rules (which are next to nonexistent)!


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11 months ago

They’re beautiful. Kermit lives on in every single one of them, even Muppet Jr. (who I believe will soon outgrow his emo phase)

@the-muppet-joker I Have Depicted Your 8eautiful Offspring My Liege :-3 (muppet Jr. Doesn't Get Shoes

@the-muppet-joker i have depicted your 8eautiful offspring my liege :-3 (muppet jr. doesn't get shoes he doesn't deserve them)


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11 months ago

I love this sm. Bc so many ppl aren’t perfect victims and they get dismissed as a result. I think that’s why Blitz’s character resonates with so many folks, and it’s a huge part of the reason why he’s my favorite on the show.

The fact that Blitzø has to deal with the guilt of being the reason his mom is dead, his sister won’t talk to him and Fizz losing his limbs and he’s as well adjusted as he is, is actually impressive. Like this guy really had to start his life completely over with no one and no money and build a life for himself and a successful one at that. Not only that but he also has acquired his own found family. Yet people choose to actively hate him because he’s flawed. I will never understand.


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11 months ago

False. I have never once lied about anything ever.

Screenshot from that awful site. User @/MelleDraws posted an image from Helluva Shorts 2 where Blitzø says, "Moxxie, I'm a fucking top!" Along with that image, the post reads, "'I'm a top" says switchtron 6000". Vivienne Medrano reposted it.

Helluva Boss fandom, please note that Viv reposted this. He lied, like a liar.