Reblog And Make A Wish!this Was Removed From Tumbrl Due To Violating One Or More Of Tumblrs Community

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Alright, we all know Loki and Peter would be best friends, but Bucky and MJ hear me out.

Bucky sits at the dining room table waiting impatiently for dinner while gently swinging a steak knife between his metal fingers, completely unafraid of any consequences that may come as a result.

Michelle sits 3 seats down, watching the man gracefully twirl the knife faster and faster, round and round it goes, never stopping or dropping. She picks up a pencil that was left on the table and begins to copy his technique.

Bucky takes notice of the small curly haired girl admiring his skills.

"here, you're doing it wrong. Spin it with your pointer finger not your middle finger."

MJ takes his suggestion and twirls the pencil faster.

"no, no, no. Take this," Bucky hands her a butter knife lying in her spot at the table, "the pencil is too round, it'll get stuck and you won't be able to twirl it, trust me I've spent a hundred years perfecting this."

MJ begins to twirl the knife and slowly makes adjustments based on Bucky's very helpful critiques.

Eventually she graduates to the steak knife and becomes nearly as good and James is. Together they decide to freak out Peter and Steve.

Peter, Steve, Nat, Bruce, Tony, and Clint sit down at the dinner table as Pepper brings the food, tacos, over to the table. Bucky sits next to MJ with Steve and Peter across from them.

Bucky motions to the knife and him and MJ both pick up the large, sharp knifes, begining to twirl them faster and faster. Chaos erupts. Peter and Steve take notice first, yelling at the particular individuals to behave for their safety and everyone else's.

Bucky and MJ burst out laughing, MJ to the point of tears.

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

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rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

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LOUIS REALLY SAID LARRIE RIGHTS AND IM STILL NOT OVER IT!! Thank you for freddieismyqueen for the up and coming breakdown I’m about to have 💙💚

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

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