I'm Honestly Surprised More Of Tumblr Isn't Talking About This, Or At Least I Haven't Seen Nearly The

I'm honestly surprised more of Tumblr isn't talking about this, or at least I haven't seen nearly the level that he deserves. I've been watching John Oliver for years and there is little I look forward to as much as whatever violently chaotic fuckery he is up to next. If you love the fact that he is currently legally blackmailing congress, you should check out some of the other stuff he's done, like the (multiple) times he's called out the FCC by having audience members flood their comment system and crashing the website with support for net neutrality or robocalling them every 90 minutes for them to take action against spam calling. Or when he gave AT&T (otherwise known as "Business Daddy") a two-middle-finger send off after it was announced that AT&T no longer officially owned HBO (and has a history of calling the company out). OR that time that he forgave nearly $15 Million dollars in medical debt. Or literally any of his political (or non-political!) segments on stories that don't nearly get enough talk or time in the spotlight. There's so many things he's done that deserve just as much attention as his most popular moments.

John Oliver Just Found A 'F**king Creepy' But Legal Way To Blackmail Lawmakers

The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more. 

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

yes hannibal was bitchy to will in 3b but i genuinely believe it wasn’t just out of spite. he wanted will to come back to him, but the flattery was over. the gentler urging to stop hating himself for delighting in violence didn’t work and it was never going to. hannibal realized that will needed it the insulting way. will’s got a damn hard head and he’s stubborn as hell so when will came back to him, hannibal said okay, you want me? you’re going to have to accept it with all the terrible truths about me and you.

“why don’t you just smell yourself?”

“a ready-made family to suit your needs,”

“you know better than to breed,”

“does the enemy inside agree with the accusation?”

“it won’t be the same. you’ll see it’s not the same.”

one cold hard truth after another. tough love. so that in the end he could say, “see, this is all i ever wanted for you. i never wanted to hurt you. i wanted you to be happy.”

to want and be wanted

georges bataille / emily palermo / olivia laing / @chaandajaan / georges bataille / cj hauser / @kvetchkween / @nicholasbraungf / vi khi nao / silas denver melvin

don't!!! be!!!! yourself!!!! be!!!! someone!!!! else!!!!!

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations