Except Asagiri Found This Post And Is Cackling With Poe's Evil Laugh At Our Innocent Minds And Someone

Except Asagiri found this post and is cackling with Poe's evil laugh at our innocent minds and someone is going to wind up dead in the gayest way possible.

I love how most of the major BSD ships are killing each other right now, but Poe and Ranpo are just out here living their best lives

Have some Ranpoe whilst recovering

Poe: Hello Ranpo,dear

Ranpo: ...

Yosano, speaking into a mike: And there you have it, folks, the closet is non existent.

ASAGIRI. I WAKE UP AT 11PM 3RD SEPTEMBER AND YOU GIVE ME THIS.

Whyyyyy

What have we done to deserve this.

What

Anyway.

RIP EVERYBODY.

oOpS

Fukuzawa: This is a serious mission. We have to be stealthy and quiet. Dazai: Got it.  *loud explosion*  Fukuzawa: What was that?! Dazai: Oops, sorry. I tripped over a bomb.

Ranpo.. got.. outsmarted??

Ranpo: I’m the best detective in the world! Poe: No, you’re not. You’re just a cocky brat who thinks he knows everything. Ranpo: Oh, really? Then why don’t you prove me wrong? Poe: Fine, I will. Let’s have a contest. Whoever solves this case first wins. Ranpo: You’re on. What’s the prize? Poe: The loser has to kiss the winner. Ranpo: …Wait, what?

But then everyone turns into a vampire and Aya does a Dazai.

Akutagawa: I hate you, Atsushi. You’re weak, pathetic, and useless. You don’t deserve to live. Atsushi: I hate you too, Akutagawa. You’re cruel, arrogant, and violent. You don’t deserve to be happy. Akutagawa: Then why do I feel this way when I see you? Atsushi: Why do I feel this way when I touch you? Akutagawa: Maybe we should kiss and find out. Atsushi: Maybe we should.