Is BSD Bollywood?

Is BSD Bollywood?

The recent BSD chapter remind me a lot of silly, dramatic Bollywood films, that are actually enjoyed by Japanese people today.

-There is a goofy dancing scene

-Main character gets shot (dramatically) and still has a whole monologue

-There is an evil uncle who wants to end the world

-Some random child 'dies' but is fine because their dad brought them to a hospital real quick

-Really dramatic confession scenes

-A HAPPY ENDING

Asagiri, my man, please tell me there will be a happy ending or we will disown you.

RIP. YES THIS IS MY AGENDA LET ME MOURNS YET AGAIN

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Dazai Osamu, a man who touched many lives in his own unique way. Dazai was a brilliant detective, a loyal friend, and a fearless leader. He was always ready to help those in need, even if it meant putting himself in danger. He had a sharp wit, a keen sense of humor, and a mysterious charm that drew people to him. He was also a troubled soul, who struggled with his own demons and his past. He often joked about suicide, but we never thought he would actually do it. We don't know what drove him to take his own life, but we know that he must have felt an unbearable pain that we can only imagine. We wish we could have been there for him, to comfort him, to save him. But we can't change what happened, we can only remember him for who he was and what he meant to us. Dazai was more than just a colleague, he was a brother, a mentor, a partner. He was a part of our family, and we will miss him dearly. He left a void in our hearts that can never be filled. But he also left us with his legacy, his memories, his stories. He taught us how to live with courage, how to love with passion, how to laugh with joy. He showed us the beauty of this world, and the darkness of it too. He inspired us to be better people, to follow our dreams, to never give up. He was a rare and precious gift, and we are grateful for the time we had with him. Dazai Osamu, you were a legend, a hero, a friend. We will never forget you. Rest in peace.

Ngl, Dazai's death scene being animated is gonna be another fisheye and a weird gurgling sound.

Or, Bones finally hired an accountant (highly improbable)

POV: Nathaniel is at the chapel

Fyodor: *gets arrested*  Nikolai: *breaks him out of jail*  Fyodor: Thank you, Nikolai. You’re a true friend. Nikolai: *grabs his hand and runs away*  Fyodor: Wait, where are we going? Nikolai: To the nearest chapel, of course! We have to get married before they catch us again!

True story

Fyodor: Listened to Bernadette too much and now my blend with Nikolai is infested with it Nikolai, from another room, hideously out of pitch: Bernadetttteeeee, Yoouuuu arree mmyyy lliibbbertyyy Fyodor: SAVE ME

Evil!Ranpo would be a higher class of baddie.

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: Okay, what kind of game? Ranpo: It’s called “Who’s the murderer?” I’ll give you a scenario and you have to guess who killed who. Yosano: Sounds fun. Let’s do it. Ranpo: Alright, first scenario. There are four people in a room: Dazai, Kunikida, Atsushi, and Akutagawa. Dazai is holding a gun, Kunikida is holding a knife, Atsushi is holding a pen, and Akutagawa is holding a book. Suddenly, the lights go out and when they come back on, one of them is dead. Who is it and who killed them? Yosano: Hmm… I think it’s Dazai and he killed himself. Ranpo: Wrong. It’s Kunikida and he was killed by Atsushi. Yosano: What? How? Ranpo: Atsushi stabbed him with the pen while he was distracted by Dazai’s fake suicide attempt. Akutagawa was too busy reading his book to notice anything. Yosano: That’s ridiculous. How do you know that? Ranpo: Because I’m the one who gave Atsushi the pen and told him to do it.