Sleepyheads

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Gosh

Ango: Dazai, I need your help. Dazai: Ango, long time no see. How have you been? Ango: Cut the crap, Dazai. This is serious. Dazai: What is it? Did you get into trouble with the government again? Ango: No, worse. I have a date tonight and I don’t know what to do. Dazai: A date? With who? Ango: With… with Oda’s sister.

Scaredy Percy

Percy: I'm not afraid of anything. Annabeth: Really? Not even spiders? Percy: Well, maybe spiders. And clowns. And needles. And heights. And ghosts. And dentists. And- Annabeth: Okay, okay, I get it. You're afraid of everything. Percy: Hey, I'm not afraid of you! Annabeth: You should be.

Leo has a surprise! pt3

Leo: Hey, guys, I have another surprise for you. Piper: Oh no, not again. Leo, what did you do this time? Leo: Nothing bad, I promise. I just made a new friend. Jason: Another friend? Who is it this time? Leo: His name is Bob. He’s a cyclops. Frank: A cyclops? Where did you find a cyclops? Leo: In the forest. He was just wandering around, looking for some sheep to eat. So I gave him some food and talked to him. And now he’s my buddy. Hazel: Leo, are you sure that’s a good idea? Cyclopes are dangerous creatures. They can crush you with their fists and eat you with their teeth. Leo: Nah, Bob is harmless. He’s a friendly cyclops. He doesn’t crush or eat people. He just likes to play and cuddle. Piper: Cuddle? You cuddle with a cyclops? Leo: Yeah, why not? He’s very soft and fluffy. And he purrs like a lion when I scratch his eye.

Oda's rolling in his grave

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you all. You’ve done a great job today. Dazai: Thank you, dad. Fukuzawa: I’m not your dad. Dazai: But you’re like a dad to me. Fukuzawa: … Dazai: … Fukuzawa: Don’t call me dad.

Savage, young, Midoriya

Bakugo: I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to be number one! Midoriya: That’s funny, because you’re not even in the top three. Bakugo: *explodes*