I Want To See This

I want to see this

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S5 prediction

Real Shiro comes back and they discover Kuron is a droid - but instead of destroying him the team reprograms him so instead of being functional he just quotes vines whenever he’s given a command?

- “Hey Kuron, what’s my name?”

- “You’re Lance - but you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina - ”

- Lotor walks into the command room and Kuron yells “HI WELCOME TO CHILI’S” and Lotor just snaps because he’s heard it so many times but he just doesn’t understand

- Lotor: *throttling Kuron* WHAT IS THIS CHILI’S AND HOW DID I GET THERE - ILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING IF YOU JUST E X PL A I N THIS CHILIS TO ME FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY

- Kuron doesn’t respond, only makes the weird saxophone bit

- Lotor is having a nervous breakdown

- Hunk: hey Kuron pass the screwdriver-

Kuron: *short circuits* whATS UP ME AND MY BOYS ARE GOIN TO SEE UNCLE KRACKER

- everyone sends him around the castle just to piss each other off

- Kuron, at 4am while everyone is sleeping: I smell like beef, I smell like beef, I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEF

- it was all Matt’s idea

- Pidge programmed every single Brandon Rogers vine into Kuron’s memory

- Zarkon: *via comm link* Paladins, I will recapture Voltron -

Kuron: FUCK OFF JANET IM NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKIN BABY SHOWER

- Zarkon is now under the belief that there is a sixth paladin named Janet

- Kuron goes missing. The whole ship is in a panic, thinking the Galra have somehow recaptured him and are harvesting data from his memory.

- Coran: Where is Kuron?

- Kuron’s voice, echoing hauntingly through the castle vents: I’m just chilling….in Cedar Rapids….

- Shiro: All right, team. I know it’s been hard. Bringing down the galra is going to be a long road with hard work ahead of us -

- Kuron: *all the way from the lounge* ROAD WORK AHEAD? UH YEAH I SURE H O P E IT DOES

- Allura: *at a gala she’s hosting on the castle ship for diplomats* hello, allies of Voltron. We are so pleased to welcome you to-

- Kuron; *screaming* hi WELCOME TO CH I LIS

- Lotor: *breaks his glass*

- Later, at the same gala: “Kuron? What the hell are you doing?” “Bout to drink this nunvil down the hatch”

- Matt becomes the meme translator

- Shiro: *commanding from the castle ship*: all right, team - you need to sneak onto level three and capture the main control room. How many sentries are guarding that door?

- Kuron: *spying* I stuck a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

- Matt: he says two on the left, one at the control panel

- *galra attack on the ship, everyones fighting. General chaos*

- *kuron wanders in, confused*

- Kuron: can i please get a waffle

- Shiro: *disappears again. Keith is still with the blade. They’re all standing around the black lion and it won’t accept a paladin.*

- Kuron: so no head?

Credit to @mysteriouspinkgiraffe

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Did someone ask for Voltron in Wonderland? No? Just me? Well I mean if I insist.

YEEES JOEL YEEEESSS GET IT, GET IT PAPI OH MY GOOOOD 🖤💦🔥🔥🔥

(I apologize in advance for the bad quality pictures, but is it really bad quality when out boys are in them)

Can we talk about PRETEND, and how these boys are serving us looks, moves and great music on a silver platter?

Joel getting the lead in this song; I’m ecstatic!! The confidence in his voice when he sings in English, and the way his Spanish singing ahs improved, goodness my heart swells. He looks like a snack and sings like an angel, I honest to god adore his voice. Joel has the spotlight in this song and I love everything from his voice to his dancing to his outfit. My boy is all confident and strong, I’m LiViNg for it!!  

 Then we have Christopher looking like an Ecuadorian Treat, but lets talk about how well he sings!! His accent is so prominent when he’s singing, and I love hearing his voice in both English and Spanish. But also the way he smiles in the video, OML.   

I don’t know if you picked up Zabdiel beatboxing at the end of the song, but that sounded SOOOO GOOD! And gUyS, his curls are coming back!!   

And ERICK, you just turned 18 who gave you the right? He looks like a grown-ass man with the facial hair and the dangly earing and the way hes looking at his partner in the video? OOF- but also his VOICE, it is just me or did anyone notice his voice get a little deeper when he sang in this song?   

And Richard, that high note you hit towards the end of the song has my ears ringing like, his voice is heavenly!! And don’t get me started on the fact that he is HaLf NaKeD in the video and him dancing with his chest uncovered is not only sexy but adds to the beauty theme of the song!

And their dancing!! As a collective group their choreography has improved so much!! Christophers and Ericks movements have become more fluid and relaxed and I’m living for it. Richards dancing has always been amazing but I feel like in this video, and the fact that he was wearing super loose pants and, lets be real, NO SHIRT, the way he was dancing became 100x more sexier. And the way he grabs his pants at the end of the video has me a blushing mess. And the fact that they had Joel in the front of the group, dancing and singing has me so proud. I’m absolutely living for him in this video. 

In conclusion; This song is a whole-ass bop and these boys deserve all the love in the world for working so hard to improve their careers and giving us this song and video that despite having really sad lyrics, is a bop. 

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Did someone ask for Voltron in Wonderland? No? Just me? Well I mean if I insist.