"Oh No! This Resonance Cascade Has Introduced Hostile Alien Wildlife Into The Black Mesa Facility! How

"Oh no! This resonance cascade has introduced hostile alien wildlife into the Black Mesa facility! How ever am I going to defend myself???" The humble crowbar:

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

Unfolds a long string of photos from my wallet, but instead of children it’s pictures of my OCs

watch the fuck out. if your freak matches well enough you’ll both disappear like in tetris

holding an oc closely.... if you had a fandom would people be insane about you....

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too