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Philza: Look--Why can't you just see things from My Perspective?--
Tommy,(6'1): (Crouches down)I don't really see anything--
Wilbur,(6'5?): (Also Crouching down)Yeah,Same--
Wilbur: (Still Crouching down)What about you Techno?
Technoblade,(6'2-6'3): (Crouching down)Anddd I do not see anything--
Philza:
Tommy:
Wilbur:
Techno:
Philza:
Tommy:
Wilbur:
Techno:
Philza: (Proceeds to Take off one of his Sandals)

what do you mean, canon dadza?
Phil being on the dream smp is just him looking though everyone's bases like "bitch you live like this?"


I had to!
The funny thing about SBI is that when you read fanfiction about them you can clearly tell which author has siblings and which doesn't
Philza: I’m so disappointed in all of you. I’m at a loss for words
Narrator: despite being at a loss for words, Philza continued to yell at Wilbur and Technoblade for the next 2 and half hours

I really need to stop being so negative
Technoblade yelling at a baby to learn theoretical physics was equivalent to a parent repeating a math question to you while you tried not to cry at the kitchen table.

sore loser!
ship edits by fans turn from innocent jokes to an all too real competition for who gets to take youtube gamer y/n out for a date! but, how will the loser cope with such a public loss?

❏ pairing: sero hanta x f!reader | denki kaminari x f!reader
❏ warnings: suggestive, aged up, drug & alcohol use.
❏ genre: smau, humor, drama, fluff, streamer! au.
❏ taglist: open! (send in an ask!)
❏ status: coming soon!

stickyzaps & friends | the fruitsbasket
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Reposting this cause I think it's very important. Animation is fucking hard and takes a long time. People have other things to do in life. Let an artist vibe and release content when they they want to.
“U know?” Masterlist
- Being a YouTuber is stressful. When your friends accidentally find out about your secret crush on another YouTuber during a game of UNO? Things get worse. When mutuals go crazy with ship names and send him clips? It’s all over.
Pairing: Sero Hanta x fem!reader
Genre: youtube au, fluff, crack, pining
Status: Ongoing
Rated 17+ for horny memes, thirst tweets, some sexts if you squint I think, oops
A/N: Hey! This is really my first time writing a SMAU and really fanfic that isn’t just in my head but I love Sero and will do my best to do him and this justice!! Big thanks to Sof ( @myherowritings ) for inspiring me to start thinking of these things again and to actually try and share it with the world!! If you haven’t seen her work I HIGHLY recommend doing so!! And also shoutout to my sweet bbygorl Abbie for helping me with the planning and lowkey just being my cowriter and hyping me up throughout the early stages of this!!!!
Y/N’s Squad || Sero’s Squad
Part 1- Uno
Part 2 - Oh no
Part 3 - @ Chargebolt
Part 4 - #GlitterPhane
Part 5 - Here’s what’s up
Part 6 - a b o r t
[…]
The Hetalia fandom right now

I was thinking of Lu Ten surviving, but Iroh dying and him just being so angry and when Zuko goes into banishment he encourages him to find a way back home, but he's happy to be away from his uncle.
Lu Ten is angry, but doesn't show it though, because he doesn't want to upset Zuko because a big guy being upset gets him skittish.
Something happens to Zuko though and Lu Ten -who the Gaang thought was sweet and peaceful- loses his fucking shit.
I have many thoughts about this.

Hetalia out of absolutely NOWHERE:


to my friends in red states, please stay safe and watch out for each other. stay inside and avoid going out if you don’t need to. not to stir up fear in the wake of victory, but there are numerous watchdog organizations warning people — especially black and trans folks — to expect a sharp uptick in violence and tension. the naacp has issued a warning to black people in missouri to STAY INSIDE, STAY TOGETHER, STAY SAFE. check on your friends. stay informed. if you aren’t following them already, check out the naacp website and watchdog organizations to keep an eye on things in your area.
to white folks, this is a time for you to celebrate as well, but things are far from over. reach out to your poc and trans friends, particularly your black and trans friends, and check on them and make sure they feel safe. DO NOT STOP DONATING TO PAYPALS AND GOFUNDMES. CONTINUE SHARING RESOURCES AND INFORMATION. CONTINUE PARTICIPATING IN COMMUNITY AID. electing biden did not simultaneously wipe out the issues many marginalized communities are facing. YOUR PART IN THIS IS NOT OVER BECAUSE THIS FIGHT IS NOT OVER.
to succinctly sum up the energy we need to cultivate going forward:

you can reblog this. white people can and should reblog this. likes do nothing for us.
oh yea just throwing it out there but. if u are a beginning digital artist PLEASE i am BEGGING you to experiment with different methods of making your drawings because i see so many of yall suffering for no reason using what you’re taught because you don’t know to try a different way. like SO MANY PEOPLE people make jokes about how much worse their lineart looks from their sketch and how much of a pain it is to do lineart… if that’s you, then, don’t do lineart! just clean up your sketch a bit, or keep the bits from the sketch that you like the most and only do a separate layer for the things that really need fixing, or just paint right onto it!! endless possibilities. if u keep having trouble with layers? u don’t need them, just merge them and keep going. better at sketching traditionally than digitally? take a picture of ur sketch and draw on top of it. there is no One Right Way to do anything in art except what’s fun and satisfying for you. be free
idea,, being blessed by agni gave zuko random moles and freckles because of sunspots or whatever. thoughts??
SUN SPIRIT ZUKO WITH MOLES AND FRECKLES. YES. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY AND THIS ANON’S TED TALK.
could i get DHKW for my baby boi Sero pls 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
can you guys tell that i have a fat crush on sero yet
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🍊 Sero Hanta
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Sero wouldn’t mind settling down one day with someone, especially with you. He already keeps his home clean and is a king at cooking especially desserts and breakfast. But, whenever you both are cooking or cleaning together, he feels his heart swell at how much enjoyable you make things, whether it be by the music you put on, the lame jokes you tell, or how you turn things into small competitions. Having you around makes everything 20 times more enjoyable, and he doesn’t plan on losing you anytime soon.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Sero enjoys physical touch in general, so hugs are an absolute yes from him. He hugs you all the time. You just got out of bed? He hugs you. You just came back from taking out the trash? He hugs you. He sees you at one of his hero fansigns? He pushes his way to you and hugs you. Nothing stops him from hugging you.
He always gives you a tight squeeze when he first pulls you into a hug before giving a kiss to your kiss and asking you how you’re doing, only pulling away once you return his kiss.
If he’s feeling a little more casual, he practically drapes himself over you, his arms loosely wrapped around you. He doesn’t move until you either pull away or until he feels like he’s hugged you long enough.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Sero’s kisses range from simple and sweet to deep and passionate. You can never predict which it’s going to be. You could be at a romantic dinner with Sero and he just presses a soft kiss to your lips before you sit down in the chair that he totally pulled out for you because he is a gentleman. Or, you could have just gotten out of bed and entered the kitchen just for him to grab you and pull you into a deep kiss, leaving you breathless before he goes back to cooking at asking how you slept.
While kissing your directly on your lips, Sero also loves kissing you on your neck and back of your hand. Kisses on your neck always gets him some type of reaction from you, whether it be a giggle, a light gasp, or a flick on his nose. He loves when you pepper his face in kisses. Do so, and you can practically see him melt as that blissful look crosses his features. He’s just so content and feels so loved whenever you do it, so please, continue.
Bonus if you ever surprise him by wearing lipstick and covering his face in kiss marks.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
When Sero becomes attached to you, he means it. He doesn’t call you ‘mi corazón’ for no reason. You are his heart, and whenever you aren’t with him for long periods of time, he feels a part of him is missing.
You eventually can tell he gets restless whenever you aren’t with him, so you propose the idea of matching rings. Of course, he practically falls out of his chair because did you just suggest you both get married? Once you clarify in a flustered jumble of words that you meant ‘like promise rings or something, not marriage yet’ he calms down significantly. He didn’t miss the yet you added on to the end of your sentence, but he won’t call you out on it for now.
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“U know?” Masterlist
- Being a YouTuber is stressful. When your friends accidentally find out about your secret crush on another YouTuber during a game of UNO? Things get worse. When mutuals go crazy with ship names and send him clips? It’s all over.
Pairing: Sero Hanta x fem!reader
Genre: youtube au, fluff, crack, pining
Status: Ongoing
Rated 17+ for horny memes, thirst tweets, some sexts if you squint I think, oops
A/N: Hey! This is really my first time writing a SMAU and really fanfic that isn’t just in my head but I love Sero and will do my best to do him and this justice!! Big thanks to Sof ( @myherowritings ) for inspiring me to start thinking of these things again and to actually try and share it with the world!! If you haven’t seen her work I HIGHLY recommend doing so!! And also shoutout to my sweet bbygorl Abbie for helping me with the planning and lowkey just being my cowriter and hyping me up throughout the early stages of this!!!!
Y/N’s Squad || Sero’s Squad
Part 1- Uno
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
[…]
Is it alright to request Zuko x Waterbender Reader where the reader is actually Sokka and Kataras sister? Sometime after he joins the team maybe they start liking each other
Staring
zuko x reader
You have never been able to stop the sigh that would bubble out past your lips when you were questioned about your siblings. It’s not that you didn’t love them, but it was just a lot to handle at times.
As the eldest sibling, you found yourself as the designated babysitter of the two, despite being almost a year older than Sokka. If you had a silver coin for every time you had to either push the younger two apart or find yourself smacking the back of their heads in a lovingly manner, you would have enough money to financially support the Southern Water Tribe.
At a young age, you came accustomed to the tug at your sleeve for your attention. Either for Sokka to bounce up and down for the possibility of going fishing with you, or Katara asking if you demonstrate other waterbending skills after your daily chores.
Even at the age of sixteen, you would feel the tug of your coat, Katara attempting to coax you to join herself and Sokka to go fishing as she wouldn’t be allowed to unless you accompanied them.
Nevertheless, when you agreed to join you didn’t expect to find the long lost avatar and to be pushing Sokka and Katara behind you as the eyes of the Fire Nation soldiers and some teenager alongside them bore holes into your village. You weren’t stupid or clueless. The clues were all there and it wasn’t difficult to tie them together. If not the, one of the last airbenders who woke up from a deep sleep who was unaware of the war? It was obvious that it was in fact, the long lost avatar.
In the distance, you could hear the sloshing of snow and chirps from a penguin. Several seconds go by, stares shared between the people of the Southern Water Tribe and the broad line of soldiers. You couldn’t help but notice that the teenager in the dead center of the soldiers stared at you in particular. If you weren’t involved in the current situation and he wasn’t about to attack your people, you would’ve believed he was cute from what you could tell from beneath his red, pointy helmet. In that time, Aang slid between the two groupings, a cheeky grin on his face.
“Hey, Katara! Hey, Sokka! Hey, [Name]!”
“Hi, Aang,” Sokka frowned.
The teenager, who was banded with a severe scar on his left eye, spoke firmly into the cold, “Hand over the Avatar, and we don’t have to hurt you.”
In hopes that maybe he was just stupid, you tilted your head, “The Avatar? He disappeared a hundred years ago-” It wasn’t the frustrated look that the other teenager gave you that had forced you to stop speaking, it was Aang standing up in front of you.
It was when he, the nameless teenager, formed a whip-like flame and swung it towards the villagers. Cries wallowed out from various people. Though, you stooped low and with a pushing motion towards the line of Fire Nation soldiers came the rise of snow, swallowing them into the plush white snow.
**
Life in Ba Sing Se was a complete 180 from your life in the Southern Water Tribe. A part of you missed doing the laundry, cooking, running errands, fishing whilst the other part of you tried to bask in the ability to have people do stuff for you.
While also being in Ba Sing Se, you found yourself speaking to Momo more. There was an odd amount of people in your group: Katara and Toph were typically chattering, Aang and Sokka laughing, leaving you with the chirps and purrs of Momo as you rambled on and on about something. You typically enjoyed the head tilt and coo he let out in the silence that you typically would receive a response in.
That’s how you found yourself in the shopping district in Ba Sing Se, with Momo perched on your shoulder.
“Momo, do you drink tea? Would you drink tea? I don’t know why I’m asking as if you mind - I literally saw you eat a bug-” You stopped chattering to the lemur when you saw a familiar scar across the tea shop.
“You have got to be fucking kidding,” You cradled your head in your hands as you stared at the wooden table in defeat.
Prince Zuko stood across the room as he spoke to customers with a monotonous voice before returning towards the back where his uncle made tea. Though, the intuition you held several months ago about whether or not the grump is attractive or not is deemed correct, even if he was threatening and chasing after you and your friends constantly. From afar, you rested your chin in the palm of your hand, admiring how much more handsome he looked with shorter hair.
When Zuko turned around to serve and host incoming customers, he saw you across the room. He also saw Momo poorly attempting to sip out of the cup he supposed was designated for the lemur. Zuko watched as you tore your gaze away from himself at the whines from Momo, flickered your gaze across the room, and quickly bend the liquid into the lemur’s mouth. Despite you being affiliated with the Avatar, he had similar thoughts of your own. “Shit, she’s actually kinda pretty-”
That thought was gone as soon as it came, as he remembered that you were working alongside Aang. You were someone who was supposed to hate him. He shouldn’t even be acknowledging you, yet, he discovered that his feet had already dragged him to stand in front of your table. From anyone else’s view, it looked like a server who was just chattering with a girl and a lemur.
“What the hell are you doing here?”
You looked up from your hot glass of tea to meet his gaze. Has he always had such pretty eyes?
“Isn’t it obvious? I’m drinking tea.”
“Don’t be stupid. Why are you really here?”
With a sigh, you leaned back in your seat. From the corner of Zuko’s and your eyes, you could see Momo attempting to drink out of a glass - your glass. You had given up with the lemur at this point, allowing him to do whatever he wished.
“You want me to be honest?”
“Are you being serious right now-”
“I was thinking of asking if you wanted to go on a date, but you kinda remind me of someone-”
Amusingly, you watched the series of Zuko’s emotions at your words, and at how casual you were able to speak. Though, before you could say anything, his uncle called from the back of the shop, “Lee! Stop flirting and help the other customers!”
Coyly, you waved your hand towards the prince, “Bye, Lee, hopefully we don’t see each other again.”
**
“Why the hell are you smiling? It’s raining, if you haven’t noticed.” Zuko crossed his arms as he stood beneath the awning of his family’s house on Ember Island.
You knew by the breathy chuckle and raspy voice that it was Zuko who was leaning against the wooden beam long before he questioned your antics. “I know,” You spoke back as you tilted your head up to allow the light showering of raindrops falling and rolling off the curve of your cheeks.
Zuko wanted to engrave this moment. Yes, the two of you were well aware of the war you were involved in. Yes, you understood that this current lifestyle isn’t exactly ideal for a group of teenagers. The entirety of it all was an ample amount of stress, but he couldn’t help but to admire the sense of peace on your face.
You could feel his staring, which was the reason why the corners of your lips curled upwards.
“Come over here,”
“No, I don’t wanna get wet.”“Zuko, just come over here-”
“No!”
It felt as if his eyes flashed before his eyes when he watched you quickly turn on your heels, wrists flicking, and a sudden wave of water drenched him. Despite the anger bubbling from within, it seemed to dissolve at the sound of your laughter.
“Look, you’re already wet - so just come over here.”
The way Zuko pouted, arms crossed over his chest, and a scowl plastered to his pale face gave you a wave of nostalgia. It was a different feeling though. You’ve seen that very expression throughout your life in regards to you scolding Sokka for doing something somewhat ridiculous. The feeling that bubbled in your chest was different; it wasn’t what you would declare as sentimental of your past. You deemed it as endearment.
Zuko’s presence beside you broke your train of thought, especially when you felt his gaze upon your face.
“You’re gonna get sick if you stay out here any longer,” He softly fussed, one of his hands raising to haphazardly wipe off the majority of the raindrops upon your face. Zuko knew he should pull his hand away. It was mainly because of the memory of Sokka’s threats towards Zuko when he had caught Zuko gazing at you from afar. Yet, he found himself pushing back clumps of soaked hair out away from your face.
“There,” He murmured before forcing his hand away from you and looking up towards the sky, just like you were moments ago. You followed suit, staring at the clouds that cried down upon the two of you, as your shoulder brushed against his.
You could imagine the flush of his cheeks when you intertwined your fingers with his own.
“Can I be honest with you?”
This had forced a wave of anxiety to collide with Zuko, and it wasn’t something that was unknown as he croaked out a weak hum.
“I thought you were about to kiss me.”
Without a sliver of hesitance, he asked with a faint squeeze of the hand of yours that he held, “Do you want me to?”
“A little bit, yeah.”
Zuko moved several inches in order to stand in front of you. The hand that wasn’t in clasp with yours had risen to rest against your jawline. Even though you adored the way he stared at you, almost as if he was trying to commit the way the corners of your lips curled upwards to memory, you grew impatient. All it took was a slight rise to the tips of your toes to smash your lips against his.
The feeling of his nose bumping into yours, occasional teeth clashing, and laughter attempting to slip between the messy kiss had become one of your favorites.
Though, good things tend to end quickly, especially when it involves Sokka ruining something.
From beneath the awning, there was a shout.
“What the hell are you doing with my sister?!”