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“Children are being shot twice, with bullet wounds dead centre in the chest.”

“No sniper hits toddlers twice by mistake.”

“There was no back to these children; the bullets had removed their entire torsos.”

—American Doctor Mark Perlmutter describes the horrors he saw in Gaza

Don’t count on it Mabel sweetie. Welcome to the Thirty More Years AU

fake geek girl accusations have always been stupid and misogynistic and racist but the absurdity is really Highlighted when it's megan. megan thee stallion. lying about liking anime for men's approval. to impress whom, jeffrey? tyler, is megan thee stallion so worried about attracting you that she's faking her interests in her own songs? her own chart-topping songs? hunter, are you feeling ok? preston? zachary, do you need a cold wash cloth? how many fingers am i holding up austin

A/N: Some time ago i read something similar to this by @maarslovesmonkees that inspired me to write my own headcanons :)

Next part will be the characters from kotpota. I hope you all like this!

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What do the Apes prefer? Pt 1

Pairings: pota Characters x Human! Reader

Notes and Warnings: headcanons, nsfw, afab reader

–What do they prefer: breasts, ass or both?

Breasts

Koba: the grumpy bonobo LOVES them, of course he is not one to voice these thoughts. He prefers to always be the one on top, but doesn't mind having you ride him just to have them in front of his face bouncing.

Also, imagining them full with milk while you carry his offspring just makes him burn with desire.

Blue Eyes: so you will have him playing with them often, liking or softly biting to see your nipples harden.

I feel that he would fall asleep grabbing them while spooning you.

Cornelia: she likes to hug you from behind and give them a light squeeze, caressing them so gently and peppering kisses all over your breasts.

Winter: definitely likes boobs a lot but is kinda shy to make a move to touch them so you could notice him looking at them when he thinks you aren't looking but once he gets the courage to initiate anything sexual be sure that he won't take his hands off them, gently massaging or fondling them but afraid he'll hurt you.

Ass

Luca: the gentle gorilla sits you in his lap and gives your ass soft pats or just rests a hand there. He adores how plump and soft it is, like a peach.

Ash: Like Luca, he likes it plump 👌🏻. He would playfully give you a slight smack or squeeze it when passing by.

Red: he stares at it when you don't notice. Everytime he's close to you, his hands itch with the need to grab your bottom until his fingers are marked into your skin.

Both

Lake: this sweet girl definitely likes both, she finds everything in you pretty and soft, can't help but want to touch and touch, even tenderly nip at your boobs. Another thing she likes is to hug you to press your breasts together and resting her hands on your ass.

Caesar: as i mentioned in my previous post, Caesar loves every part of his beloved, and he is always so mindful of his strenght when lovingly running his warm and big hands all over you.

Rocket: he doesn't really care for one or the other specially, your curves are all tempting to him and when you're in the privacy of your shared nest he will make sure to show it.

“You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me” Carmilla, 1872.

Honestly i really like writing, but it can be so stressful sometimes 🫣