&. .

&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

argumentative, confrontational dialogue … sentence starters

“Just open up. For once.”

“Oh my god, just grow up!”

“Don’t tell me to calm down!”

“Stop it, you’re being childish!”

“I told you I’m fine, stop asking.”

“Shut up! Shut up! Just shut up!”

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

“Don’t you owe me an explanation?”

“Why don’t you ever listen to anyone?”

“I’m so tired of listening to you lie, lie lie!”

“Stop, I don’t want to argue. Just let it go.”

“Stop talking down to me. I’ve had enough.”

“Why are you sneaking around here like that?”

“What made you think that any of this was ok?”

“Why… why would you say something like that?”

“Don’t tell me you’re happy. I can see you’re not.”

“You’ve got a lot of explaining to do. Start talking.”

“You’re not perfect! Stop pretending that you are!”

“Why does everything have to be a fight with you?”

“Have you ever told the truth about anything, ever?”

“Talk to me. That’s all I want. Just talk to me, please!”

“Just keep your mouth shut for one second. Just one.”

“Why are you acting like this? What’s gotten into you?”

“You expect me to believe you? After all you’ve done?”

“Can’t you just give it to me straight, for once in your life?”

“Tell me what’s been going on. I deserve that much from you.”

“Why are you always trying to stick your nose in my business?”

“You can’t keep secrets from everyone and expect them to trust you.”

“Something’s up with you, and I’m not letting you go until you tell me what it is.”

Orochimaru's Character Flaws

Based off of this post, here's a list of character flaws I think apply to our scaly scourge of the ninja world: Moral Flexibility - Adapts their ethics to fit the situation, often justifying questionable actions as necessary.

Intellectual Arrogance - Dismisses others’ ideas as inferior, believing their own intellect is superior.

Righteous Indignation - Becomes excessively angry over perceived injustices, often alienating others.

Over-Rationalization - Justifies every action or decision, even when it’s clearly flawed, to avoid guilt or responsibility.

Fear of Mediocrity - Terrified of being ordinary, they constantly strive for greatness, often leading to burnout.

Unyielding Perfectionism - So focused on flawlessness that they struggle to complete tasks or accept anything less than perfect.

Epistemic Arrogance - Believes they know everything worth knowing, dismissing the possibility of learning from others.

Overidentification with Work - Sees their job as their entire identity, struggling with self-worth outside of work.

Fear of Aging - Obsessed with youth, they go to great lengths to deny or hide the aging process.

Emotional Hoarding - Holds onto past hurts or grudges, unable to let go and move on.

Self-Imposed Isolation - Withdraws from others out of fear of rejection or misunderstanding, leading to loneliness.

Intellectual Cowardice - Avoids challenging their own beliefs or ideas, sticking to what they know out of fear of change.

Unquenchable Curiosity - Always needs to know more, often prying into others’ lives or crossing boundaries.

Fear of Stagnation - Constantly needs to be doing something or moving forward, fearing they’ll become irrelevant or bored.

Emotional Stoicism - Refuses to show or acknowledge emotions, leading to repression and eventual breakdowns.

Fear of the Unknown - Terrified of what they can’t predict or control, leading to anxiety or avoidance of new experiences.

Idealized Self-Image - Clings to an unrealistic self-concept, struggling to accept their flaws or limitations.

Obsessive Self-Improvement - Never satisfied with themselves, constantly striving for unattainable perfection.

Selective Altruism - Only helps others when it suits them, often ignoring those who don’t fit their criteria.

Obsessive Collecting - Gathers possessions, knowledge, or experiences obsessively, often unable to let go or move on.

Overattachment to the Past - Can’t move on from past successes or failures, allowing them to define their present.

Refusal to Accept Help - Rejects assistance from others, believing they must do everything on their own, even to their detriment.

Emotional Manipulation - Uses guilt, pity, or other emotions to control or influence others.

Obsession with Legacy - So focused on how they’ll be remembered that they neglect the present or make unwise choices.

Fear of Vulnerability - Avoids showing weakness or asking for help, leading to isolation or burnout.

Obsession with Control - Needs to control every aspect of their life and others’, often leading to stress or strained relationships.

"Well, I won't say it's exactly right, but neither will I say it's exactly wrong, either."

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