I Did Not Need To Be Attacked First Thing Before Bed

I did not need to be Attacked first thing before bed 😑

Raph flurts

Raph: my names, uh, Raphael

Mona: I am called Y’Gythgba

Raph: *Tries and fails at pronouncing her name* Raph: I got an idea. Back on earth there’s this painting, of like, the most beautiful woman in art and stuff? So how bout if I call you…Mona Lisa

Raph: Ah, yes

This is why I love Tumblr

why is bob short for robert

TMNT Rant Ahead: You've been warned.

I am officially going to rant for a moment. Why is it okay for girls to swoon over toxic stalker vampires, overly possessive werewolves, demons who demand their souls, angsty emo fallen angels, and a host of unhealthy nonhuman lovers, and yet I'M somehow creepy and weird for liking Ninja Turtles?

The original TMNT comics were gritty, dark, and absolutely not for children. The first movies had cursing and violence. The 2013 series had incredibly heavy themes. The Rise of the TMNT movie had actual body horror, some cursing, and I'd feel incredibly uncomfortable letting a young kid watch it.

Don't even get me started on the Michael Bay movies. We don't talk about those. Not for kids.

The argument I get is "it's creepy that you like characters from a kid's show." Bro, did you watch only the goofy 1984 show? Or have you taken literally any time to read the comics or watch any of the deeper stuff?

You may judge me for wanting Donatello to carry me away to the lair for snuggles, but is it really any unhealthier than wanting a vampire to assault you?

I've said my piece. Unfollow or block me if you wish.

**after a heated Agument on the letter Z between my family**

Me: and you you know the funny thing is I say Z (zed=the Australian way) but I also say zebra (zee-bra)

My Grandmother (very passionate and most heated on this topic, sits down angrily while putting on headphones): I know 😡 Your an Idiot.

**The turtle team meeting up after a failed recovery mission**

Kai, angry about loosing her crystal ball: …

Mikey, trying to cheer her up: Well at least we still have a chunk of it

Kai, now even more peeved off, and finally snapping: If you lost a puppy and I said *mockingly* “Well at least we still have a chunk of it” would that make you feel better.