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Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw

Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
Collection Of Images And Memes For Anyone Who Doesnt Know What To Draw
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Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.


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Little obey me headcanons (pt3)

(Pt4)

A/n: uhhh not really sure what to say here, but I’m glad my posts are getting the attention similar to what I had when I first picked up writing fanfics and headcaons. Thank all of you so much hope all of you had a wonderful Christmas.

As MC spends more time in the Devildom and makes more pacts with the brothers, they’ll start to have a slightly more evil look to them. Get what I mean? Like how Megan Fox has “evil beauty.” However its not as visible, they’ll still look like your normal boring human first glance.

“The celestials know every language in the human wor-“ *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* Sorry but I respectfully hate this headcaon with all my heart, it doesn’t make sense. Sure these guys are immortal powerful beings that have lived for millions and billions of years, but they don’t even keep up with the human world like that and that’s CANON. Also if we’re looking at it through their perspective where as a hundred years is literally just a couple of blinks, humans would be making new languages every second.

They probably know 2-6 MAX, and that’s not me underestimating them that’s me saying that they either don’t have the time or will to care about 7,139 OFFICIAL languages there are in the human world. But enough of that let’s dive into the languages that they can speak.

Lucifer: English, French, Italian. and a little bit of Japanese due to Levi but not enough to be fluent. Mammon: English, Spanish. Levi: English, Korean, Japanese, and sign language. (idk if that counts) Satan: English, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, Arabic. Asmodeus: English, French (mainly because he thinks it sounds hot 💀) Beelzebub: English and German. Belphie: English, Spanish, German (because of Beel), Japanese. Diavolo: English,Italian, a bit of Spanish but not enough to be fluent. Barbatos: Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, English, French. Simeon+Luke: English right now but Luke wants to learn Spanish.

Solomon is probably the type of person to wake up at 12:30 in the afternoon whenever possible. Mf probably has an alarm set for that exact time too, and when you ask where he’s been for like half of the day he’ll tilt his head to the side and be like “I was sleeping????”

I feel like we can all come to a sort of mutual understanding of this, but the brothers fan clubs and MC do not mix well together like at all.

“Asmo, get your crazy ass fans under control! They’re fucking insane!”

“Oh they can’t possibly be that bad dear! They’re MY fans after all!”

“I let it slip that we had a date planned for this Saturday and one of them threatened to cut me before calling me a warm toilet seat!”

“Oh.”

Asmodeus, Barbatos, and Simeon call you Hon/Honey sometimes.

For all of your RAD classes, every brother except Lucifer shares at least ONE class with you. Also all of the exchange students are in the same Main classes.

Everyone is a tad bit insane about you, just a little bit, a sprinkle if you will. No I am not explaining this.

These Are Old And I Know Im Cringe, But Im Free
These Are Old And I Know Im Cringe, But Im Free
These Are Old And I Know Im Cringe, But Im Free

These are old and I know I’m Cringe, but I’m free 😙

y’all comment / link a pic of ur kny oc and I’ll give them a “taishō era secret” based off of their look 👀

You can comment multiple ocs 😝😝

(In this case the “secret” is just a funny fact)

Yall Comment / Link A Pic Of Ur Kny Oc And Ill Give Them A Taish Era Secret Based Off Of Their Look

(I’ll do em when I get back to karate)

“Don’t,” you warned Lucifer. You saw that self-assured grin on his face. You knew what he was planning.

“What? I just came to see what you were doing.” He leaned on your shoulder with enough weight to tilt you several inches sideways, no matter how much you pushed back. “Don’t mind me, carry on.”

“Don’t you have more important things to do?” you retorted, but it was too late. The others were catching on.

“Hey, hey! What’s going on?” Mammon came over and pushed against your other shoulder, tilting you back upright. “What are two of my favorite people doin’?”

You tried to shrug them both off, to no avail. “We’re not doing anything. We can stop this.”

You couldn’t stop it. Asmodeus was on his way and wasted no time crossing his arms over your back, happily leaning into you from behind. You tilted forward. “Hey! What’s happening here?”

You sighed, “we’re not doing this again.”

Asmodeus teased you with honeyed innocence, “doing what, hon? Something on your mind?”

These three demons thought they were so funny.

A passing Satan made eye contact with you. In that exact moment, you used every bit of imaginary telepathy you could muster. Surely Satan would understand. He could save you. He could free you before it really was too late.

He observed what his brothers were doing, nodded, and approached with a congenial grin. Mission failed.

“Traitor!” You regretted ever agreeing to join this exchange program as Satan slowly fell back into you. You didn’t even try to catch him, you were too busy trying to remain upright under the combined weight of four demons. They were hardly even holding back.

You couldn’t see who was running up, being too busy blowing Satan’s blonde hair out of your face, but at this point it didn’t matter. They were all coming for you.

“Let me in on this!” Leviathan said cheerily.

“Yeah!” “Come on!” Asmodeus and Mammon gladly made some room for Leviathan, which was difficult because you were sinking lower and lower, and you felt another weight pile onto your back as Levi cozied up to your torso. This scenario had played out enough times now that the brothers could somehow keep you from falling over like a Jenga tower, but it was still only a matter of time.

Belphegor squeezed his way in between Satan and Lucifer and wordlessly collapsed onto you as if overcome with narcolepsy. He sure looked cozy. He smirked while you lamented, “I’m never forgiving any of you, ever.”

“Beel? Are you coming?” Lucifer summoned the cherry on top of this ridiculous parfait. You braced as Beelzebub licked the crumbs off his fingers in preparation. He knew what had to be done.

“Are you ready?” At least he had the decency to ask, unlike six other degenerates. The six lumps of dead weight each grabbed a part of your body, shifting from leans to awkward hugs. There was no way to run.

With an exaggerated “hah!”, Beelzebub’s weight and outstretched arms were enough to send everyone crashing down. You were protected from any real damage by the shell of demon brothers, but they soon had you pinned down against someone’s chest in the world’s most embarrassing cuddle pile.

“Aren’t you guys too old for this?” you asked. “By like, ten thousand years?”

“We were just checking up on you,” Lucifer said.

“Yeah, how did this happen? Hmm..!” Asmodeus’s voice dripped with sarcasm.

Satan draped his leg over yours and not-so-accidentally kicked Lucifer. “You should have told us what you were doing.”

“I think it’s fun.” Belphegor was the only one to admit the truth.

Hands were running through your hair and over your stomach. Somebody was pushing the edge of your mouth up into a smile with their finger. If these guy were so touch-starved, they could have just said so, like sane people.

“My! What do we have here?”

You groaned, partially because everybody was really heavy and partially because you really didn’t need Diavolo to arrive just then.

“My lord, it appears we have walked in on something quite interesting.” Et tu, Barbatos?

”Indeed! Is there room for two more?”

Your “no!” was drowned out by seven resounding yeses.

Obey Me Headcanon

Wouldn’t it be cool if MC slowly started getting more demonic traits with the more demon pacts they have. It can be subtle, but it can also be obvious depending on how you want to write it.

Maybe their canines slowly got longer and sharper with the more demon pacts they made. Or their tongue got longer. Maybe their nails grow faster and naturally grow in with a sharp point. They could be faster, or stronger, like, unnaturally so for their size/stature/build.

Or, if you want more obvious, there’s also the possibility that their solutions turn more manipulative or violent. Perhaps after someone picks a fight with them they go absolutely feral and just bash their face in with very little effort. Their eyes can become a more unnatural color, like a neon yellow, or a red, or something like that. Their ears could also turn to a point. 

If you want to be super obvious, maybe you can write about how one day they wake up and their tongue is just split. Like a snake.

And, if they go to Solomon with this issue because they’re confused, it could be that he wears a glamor spell all the time. Or, that this is unique to them because they have pact marks with all seven of the seven deadly sins.