Not Me All Over My Dash And I've Got No Complaints. Keep The Gifs Coming!

Not Me all over my dash and I've got no complaints. Keep the gifs coming!

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

Unmute !

This was awesome lol.

Hi!! You're amazing for helping people out with the fics. I was hoping you could help me too. I'm trying to find fics where Stiles teases Derek purposely and drives him crazy and Derek finally confesses and ofc sexy times ensue XD

Hey @gwen-starkk! I sure do!

Hellion Brings Heaven by RenegadeRiot

(1/1 I 1,672 I Explicit)

Stiles shows Derek a good time, and if he can enjoy a little control over his werewolf at the same time he certainly isn't going to complain.

Accepting Control of a Situation by FogDog1738

(1/1 I 1,744 I Explicit)

Derek gives control to Stiles during their first time together, and they can't get enough of each other.

Sexting by music_lover8

(1/1 I 1,767 I Explicit)

"This is such a bad idea..." Stiles said, starting to text Derek back.

Persuasive Monologue by Sheepnamedpig

(1/1 I 2,140 I Explicit)

Stiles and Derek have sex. Hypothetically.

Or,

Stiles talks dirty and Derek comes. Twice.

Never assume because it makes an ass out of u and me by 1234abcd2815

(1/1 I 3,072 I Not Rated)

“WHAT?” They all screeched in unison. He could feel Derek rubbing his back soothingly, he knew that Stiles hadn’t meant to tell them that piece of information.

“Uh oh,” Danny said as he lay back on the floor laughing hysterically at Stiles’ misfortune.

“I think we need an explanation. What do you think, Stiles?” Lydia said as straight forward as ever.

“Yeah, Batman, I want an explanation.” Erica echoed.

Or the one where everyone’s in for a shock when they discover not only stiles wears skirts in his free time, but he also is extremely popular at The Jungle where he works. The Sheriff, however came to know of this information before the pack in a very unfortunate and very embarrassing incident that everyone involved wishes they could forget.

Five Time The Pack Made Assumptions About Stiles (+ one time they were right) by graveltotempo

(1/1 I 3,530 I Not Rated)

There are 5 things the Pack is sure of: 1. Stiles Stilinski is a virgin 2. Stiles Stilinski can’t defend himself 3. Stiles Stilinski doesn’t have friends outside the pack 4. Stiles Stilinski can't dance 5. Stiles Stilinski has terrible fashion sense Apparently, they were all wrong

Set a Song for Me by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

(11/11 I 5,753 I Teen)

“You did a favour for a stranger?” the sheriff asked, surprised. “You won’t even do a favour for me.”

“Your favours involve chocolate and salty snacks, damn straight I won’t do you any favours,” Stiles insisted, pointing an accusatory finger at his dad while leaning back against the counter, taking another large sip of coffee. “Some guy lost his phone and was calling it hoping someone would answer. That someone was me. He said he’d had some drinks and couldn’t come grab it right then, so we agreed to meet at the station this morning. I didn’t realize ‘this morning’ meant the ass crack of dawn.”

“It’s not the ass crack of dawn, that was at five thirty-seven, according to the weather app on my phone.”

Stiles let out a sarcastic laugh and flipped his dad off. The sheriff gave him a look, but he didn’t reprimand him, clearly able to tell Stiles was miserable.

Beastly Lover by M4nEat3r (19/? I 18,767 I Explicit)

"So what does the name BeastlyLover mean anyways? Does it have something to do with the Disney movie? Are you a beast, Beast?" "Actually, yeah. Something like that. "Care to elaborate? "To make it quick and to the point, it means that if you ever have the pleasure of having sex with me, I'm going to fuck you like a beast." "...Oh." "Getting shy on me, LittleRedRidingHard? Didn't think you had it in you." "SHUT UP!"

-OR-

Stiles signs up for a werewolf dating site and meets someone, but who he ends up with isn't who he expected.

Bad Habits by Fudgebug

(2/2 I 108,296 I Explicit)

"Mmmmh pretty.“ Stiles purrs in a way that makes a wild fire torch the planes of his skin. He knows Stiles is drunk and that the boy would probably stroke a pineapple and compliment its attractiveness, but Derek can’t help the way his heart starts to be a huge backstabbing dick, thundering uncontrollably against his chest. It’s painful, because Derek knows it isn’t real.

A story about goody-two-shoes Derek crushing on a Polish Prince Charming with a drinking habit - also the universe keeps on shoving astral poop into his face. It's utterly spectacular.