I Am Emotionally Ravaged Right Now From A Learn To Dance Series Holy Shit

i am emotionally ravaged right now from a “learn to dance” series holy shit

This is beautiful.

callout post for Zargothrax, Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy

okay listen I know a lot of us really love Zargothrax. he started out as a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field and I think that’s really relatable and endearing! but it does NOT excuse his toxic behavior. like everybody knows he’s a sorcerer but nobody talks about how he’s a sorcerer NEFARIOUS, with eyes that burn like fire, and I’m tired of staying quiet about it. why does nobody question the fact that he’s the master of nightmares? shouldn’t we be worried about that?

other problematic behavior:

forged a pact with chaos to bring the Prince of Fife to his doom

as previously mentioned, he’s a sorcerer nefarious, with eyes that burn like fire

slays those who dare oppose the power of his evil desires

wields the Laserblaster

is the dark lord of Dundee

and like that is just for STARTERS. even if a prince destroyed his home to build a kingdom new, does that really excuse the fact that he’s bound to the darkness? that evil lies in his brain? he’s the wizard king, chaos INCARNATE, you guys. we have to think about this stuff and be critical about our faves, regardless of whether or not the dawn of double wizard will reveal his fate.

I want to stress that I have a lot of compassion for the people who grew up admiring and looking up to Dark Lord Zargothrax, master of nightmares, keeper of celestial flame, wizard king, chaos incarnate. I totally get the desire any fan of his has to ride far away to the Fortress of Crail and revive the frozen wizard from his tomb of liquid ice, even if I think fighting to destroy and vanquish the name of the scion of the kingdom is king of taking it too far. not to mention unleashing the celestial flame! I just want people to be aware of who they’re supporting when they voice desires like this and to keep in mind who would be harmed if those goals were ever realized. just keep in mind that he’s a sorcerer nefarious, and he will bring the kingdom to its knees.

yeah.

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

hey guys, what would happen if i snort sea salt like it's cocaine

Hello

How are you?

Very well,excluding the fact I just banged my head of the top of my bed spiderman-ing under it to retrieve a five year old birthday card that says 'Lets finish what guy Fawkes started' so now I've got a funny red mark on my head but it's alright because I found a Greggs sausage roll in the cupboard this morning.

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