Discworld Is So Delightful Because You Get Lines Like "When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve"

Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig

“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

If fish had legs they'd partake in the ides of march I think

everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken 💞 (ily Cassius)