Thinking About The Moment Brutus' Silky Sharp Knife Penetrated Ceasar's Tender Skin For The First Time...

thinking about the moment brutus' silky sharp knife penetrated ceasar's tender skin for the first time... the tears in the corners of his eyes glistening in the ravenous sunlight, his plump peachy lips in awe as brutus places a soft, chaste kiss to the corner of his mouth before driving the knife into his body again

The Aeneid is so annoying to read because it's going along going along it's a masterpiece it's a work of art "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR AUGUSTUS"

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken 💞 (ily Cassius)

The fact I’ve shown Will Wood songs to some people and they just don’t take to it is mad, you all don’t get the appeal of a song where some batshit deranged guy is singing the most abstract lyrics it’d take a team of English literature students to fully analyse in the most passionate way possible while the tempo picks up and slows down and the genre shifts halfway through for shits and giggles and random keyboard smashes and wilhelm screams are just thrown in the background and another guy is destroying his drum set and then somewhere along the way you start hearing a kazoo

everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,

faraday cages are so funny to me. what are we gonna do about all this dangerous radiation? let's put it in a little dog crate. and it works