WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 😭😭😭

inspired by this

When I’m in a hair pulling and choking competition and my opponent is Michael Kaiser:

In all seriously what’s going on with him

Ah yes Choking yourself while thinking about your enemy .. who’s only your enemy and nothing else… there’s no any other type of tension between you both except for hate .. totally totally

Get my Boy Ness out of there ( … knowing Ness … he probably likes it)

This is the second time someone has ever pulled Isagi’s hair ( if I’m remembering correctly) idk why people keep manhandling him

OTOYA LMAO

BLLK BOYS “ICKS”

notes: no way… is merlucide actually doing smth other than shitposts and reblogging?! Tryna get back into the swing ig 🥲🙏

characters: Rin, Reo, Bachira, Oliver, Sendou, Kaiser, Otoya

warnings: none? // pls don’t take this seriously okay 💀

ITOSHI RIN

HE LITERALLY IS “I’m not like other girls” 

In the summer he exclusively wears Flipflops

he scoffs at minor inconveniences

MIKAGE REO

If someone mispronounces his name he quickly corrects them “Its actually-“

He swirls his drink around like its wine (it’s a school milk carton)

BACHIRA MEGURU

so oblivious to how he eats- like food all over his face. 

doesn’t wear socks with his slides

forgets to put on deodorant

AIKU OLIVER

he literally is “Ah noo don’t kill  yourself you’re too sexy aha”

Licks/bites his lips sm.

he’s kinda like those TikTok pick me boys

If a woman gets mad at him he’ll go “Jeez didn’t know you were on your period”

SENDOU SHUTO

puts chapstick on in a circle 😭 

If there’s ever a dance circle he’s on the outside trying to get in but missing his chance every time

eats ice cream with a fork

KAISER MICHEAL

when he bumps into walls he hits them ‘back’ (me too, me too)

sleeps with socks on

coughs into his fist

has one playlist

OTOYA EITA

When only wears baseball hats backwards. You don’t look cool Otoya. 

Calls women females (same for Oliver)

Sleeps with only one pillow

Owns at least two “I love MILF’s” shirts

Refers to himself as “The Rizzler” 

Says “fire” and “cap”

He Justin Bieber poses.

Doesn’t know how to properly eat spaghetti (TWIST THE FRICKING FORK?!)

Reeks of Axe body spray

Identifies as a Top G.

Does 3 in 1 body shampoo/conditioner/body wash

Says “Yeet”

Chugs his water and releases the most overdramatic “AH”

Whenever a girl rejects him he says stuff like “You should be glad Im even considering dating you” or “You’re ugly anyway” 

Has a “Saturday is for the boys” flag in his room

Thinks women are hairless

Says “Gyatt” 

Doesn’t tip

He is those boys in school that swear they aren’t gay

IM GONNA TRY TO BE MOTIVATED NOW..!

made May 17th 2024

I want a friendship like theirs :(

I don't know how to explain it, but these two:

These two aren't friends.

These two are homies, your honour.

Calling them anything other than that is a crime. It's more than friendship—it's an emotion.

THIS.

i headcanon that kaiser mellows down around kids, his mouth becomes a little less fouler and his personality becomes a bit more bearable

around kids he's just a dude with a weird hairstyle (and assistant cum partner aka ness) who's just very good at kicking around a ball

bcs kids don't expect anything from him and then berate him bcs he couldn't meet those standards!

bcs the kids don't care about his demons or his reputation!

bet a kid gave him a piece of candy when he was feeling low and he still keeps a wrapper as a 'happy time' keepsake❤

Never ask a kaiser fan what happened on may 3rd 2024