Touch In The Dark By Admin E (@thebiasrekkers)

Touch In The Dark by Admin E (@thebiasrekkers)

Every representation of logic was screaming at him to pull away - telling him to replace the wall that existed between them for the last year. She hadn’t moved her hand from his skin and Yoongi felt his vision swimming for half a second before refocusing back on her face.

How had he missed the beauty mark at the corner of her left eye?

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Welcome New Followers! We're doing a 100 follower special! Get in on the fun! We're still in the open period to accept requests!

-Admin

100 Follower Drabble Celebration

Well! We didn’t think this would happen but here it is! Admins L, E and T are opening our Ask Box for our 100 Follower Milestone! We will welcome asks for this event starting today 2/9/2020 and going all the way up until 2/16/2020!

It can be any member from any of the groups we write for so please see our FAQ’s with the information about that as well as what we’re willing to write for! Also we will have a poll up shortly about what you’d like to see more from us!

Again, thanks for the love and the appreciation so give us what you got! All three Admins will answer you!

“That’s starting to get annoying”

“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

“You can’t just sit there all day.”

“I’m too sober for this.”

“I’m not here to make friends.”

“I need a place to stay.”

“Well, that’s tragic.”

“You’re seriously like a man-child.”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

“Dear Diary, …”

“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

“I lost our baby.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“What’s the matter, sweetie?”

“You’re Satan.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”

“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

“Did you just hiss at me?”

“Do you really need all that candy?”

“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”

“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

“No. Regrets.”

“How drunk was I?”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“Be you. No one else can.”

“I haven’t slept in ages.”

“I locked the keys in the car.”

“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

“You work for me. You are my slave.”

“Take your medicine.”

“They’re monsters.”

“Welcome to fatherhood.”

“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

“It’s your turn to make dinner.”

“The kids, they ambushed me.”

“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”

“Stop being so cute.”

“I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“You need to see a doctor.”

“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”

“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”

“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

“This is girl talk, so leave.”

“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”

“There’s a herd of them!”

“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”

“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“I’m late.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“I could punch you right now.”

“Are you going to talk to me?”

“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”

“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”

“Here, take my blanket.”

“I don’t want you to stop.”

“How could I ever forget about you?”

“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

“Run for it!”

“We need to talk.”

“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”

“I want a pet.”

“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”

“I’m not wearing a dress.”

“I’m not wearing a tie.”

“Quit beating me up!”

“Please put your penis away.”

“It’s a Texas thing.”

“Don’t argue. Just do it.”

“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

“Does he know about the baby?”

“Hold still.”

“I just ironed these pants!”

“Enough with the sass!”

“Show me what’s behind your back.”

“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”

“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”

“Stay awake.”

“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”

“You’re not interested, are you?”

“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

“Tell me you need me.”

“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

“I had a bad dream again.”

“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”

“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”

“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

Secret Admirer - Valentine’s Project

-     Love is in the air     -

We here at K Smut Club want to wish everyone a very Happy Valentine’s Day this season. We are so excited to announce our first Valentine’s project in collaboration with @ficswithluv​, @bangtansmutcentral​, and @magicshopnet​.

-     How will the Valentine’s Secret Admirer Project work?    -

The admins of K Smut Club will give each participant a name and URL of another participating member. From January 13th to February 13th you are that person’s Secret Admirer.

-    Who can participate?    -

Any member of @ksmutclub​, @ficswithluv​, @bangtansmutcentral​, @magicshopnet​ can participate.

-    As a Secret Admirer, you have the following responsibilities    -

Create a gift for the person you have related to their bias.

Leave kind, anonymous messages in their ask box 2-3 times per week, signed with - your Secret Admirer (your pseudo) Note: you will choose this pseudonym when you sign-up.

Keep your identity secret.

Keep your own ask box open and allowing anonymous messages for the duration of the project.

-    What counts as a gift?    -

Moodboards

A Fic

Gifset

Fanart

A Heartfelt Letter

-     When should you post your gift and reveal your identity    -

Post your gift on February 14th with a tag for your Valentine. Please include the following tag with your usual network tags, #secretadmirer2020. We will then add your work to the project masterlist which will be posted on February 16th.

-    Dates to keep in mind    -

December 20th: Sign-ups open

January 10th: Sign-ups close

January 12th: messages with pairs sent

February 14th: Posting Day 11:59pm ET

February 16th: Masterlist posted

All dates and times are on K Smut Club time (-05:00 UTC / Eastern USA time)

                   Sign-up here!

Hello! Could I please get a fic for prompt #2: “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.” A supernatural AU would be great and it can be any member of BTS.

Howdy! Congrats on being our first request! We’ll be happy to oblige. We’ll be completing and answering all requests when the open ask period is over! 

Please look forward to it!  -Admin T

[!] plagiarism

hello network members and readers. it is unfortunate to see that numerous writers from our cafe, as well as content makers over the whole platform, have been dealing with their works being reposted without permission. this is upsetting as it is discouraging. the admins of our cafe ask that you report anyone that has stolen a story you recognize, as well as let the original creator know of what is happening. we are here to support one another. thank you. 

your cafe admins

[MKNLINENET ACCEPTANCE POST]

Thank you to everyone who’s applied, and we would like to welcome the following members:

@softlyjiminie​ // @thebiasrekkers​ // @rosecolouredtae​ // @fictionalarsonist​ // @sichengsbimbo​

Now that you’ve been accepted, please make sure to:

Reblog the acceptance post so we are aware that you have seen it

Add the link of the network somewhere on your blog.

Track the tag #mknlinenet, and for those who create original content, make sure to tag #mknlinenet in the first five tags of your post in order for us to be able to see it

If you’ve given your KKT id you will be added to the chat(s) soon after the acceptance.

Check the member page to ensure everything is correct

If you have any questions, feel free to send us an ask or contact Admin Deby or Admin Jana!

Thank you for applying and welcome to our family!