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Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

no clue how alive this fandom is but hi..... hiiiii..... waves. flogov art for the cover of my spotify playlist for them ^_^

im SOOOO deep in the gov / flogov brainrot I'm dying out here SAVE ME SAVE M

even more photos from my duckie colony 🌱

//rubber duckie (cubaris sp.)//

Idk why but as a kid I used to get hysterically upset everytime I would imagine a gif of a rotating cow because I could never stop the cow from rotating no matter how hard I tried and I would be crying and no one knew why

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

well no

we are the daughters of the parents who had sex and got pregnant

when i buy something and my bank balance actually goes down

rk + beetle collab wompty-dompty

the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.

computers, spirals, general tech.

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behold, my son, Burger

some one imagine a world with less cars!!!

I had a friend a long time ago with a searing hatred for wombats. if you talked about them or posted pictures of them he'd get pissed at you, and if he could, he'd just delete the pictures and say "not cute" before carrying on with whatever conversation he was having

anyway it turned out that wombats kept making him crash his car and he never forgave them for it, which is about the kind of origin story you'd expect there. not unusual for a wombat to cause a car accident, but evidently he'd crashed into like seven wombats by the time he was thirty (not counting the ones he didn't hit) and had enough of them

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."

"+4 Kim is here" AUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGH 🥺🥺

"labour optimization" holy shit

I hate being a person who loves bugs, I can't say anything without the person I'm talking to reacting with disgust. Today I had to literally beg a coworker for the life of a spider, and then after I put it in a nook outside she thought it'd be funny to show me a video she took of her killing one. Like idk man. Birds scare the shit out of me but I still get why people love them. They come in pretty colors and they sound nice and they're interesting to observe. I don't understand why people don't feel the same about bugs. The rich amber color of a cockroach, the iridescent glow of a fly, the intricate hydraulics that power their little legs, the chirp of a beetle, the art of the spider's web... It's all so beautiful. Why is it the habit of so many to destroy?

ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr